h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The Space Police are on high alert.*

*All ships approaching the planet are stopped and searched.*

*The PotGs re-enters normal space and assumes a standard orbit.*

This'll be where we get checked out by the local law.

*An Arras Space Police patrol craft appears in front of the ship.*

*Radio crackles into life.*

Police: /\/ Unidentified ship. Prepare to be boarded for inspection. \/
/\/ Understood, officer. Preparing portside docking hatch. \/
*Patrol craft docks and two Space Police enter.*

Police 1: Papers please.

*Ancha hands over his Arras ID card and the ships papers. P1 studies them then validates card in a reader.*

P1: Seems to be in order. You are Ander Thellis-Charran?

I was. I took the name Ancha Theri when I joined the Jedi Order.

P1: *Looks up, suddenly interested.*
Jedi? What do the Jedi want here? We have no need of Jedi on Arras. What is your business here? And who are the others who travel with you? Not citizens of Arras, I think.

We seek only safe refuge from the coming war between the Republic and Kamino. My colleague is Jo’tra Gibur, also a Jedi. The girl is Chnei Thmel, a Jedi trainee and the infant is my godson , Annat Brkil, who is in my care for the time being.

P1: *Takes notes of all this.*
You will have no objections if we search the ship.
* Nods to P2 who begins search.*
For the record, where do you intend to stay while you are here?

I have a place in the country at this location.
*Hands over co-ordinates.*

*P1 punches co-ords into his reader and checks result.*

P1: That appears to be in order. How long do you intend to stay on Arras?

Until the conflict is over at least. It depends on the outcome of the war whether we will have somewhere to go when it is over.

P1: Hmm…

*P2 returns.*

P2: They’re clean.

P1: Very well.
*Pauses for a moment.*
Contact Space Port Control for landing vectors. Good day to you.
*Hands back ID card and papers.*

*Space Police leave.*

That was easier than I expected.

*Opens Comm link to Arras Space Port.*

/\/ Spaceship "Pride of the Giburs" requesting landing vectors, Over.\/\

/\/ "Pride of the Giburs", transmitting vectors. Out.\/\

*The ship begins its approach.*

*the deceiver enters Arras orbit and waits in an attept to stay within the law*

*A Police Patrol ship approaches the Deceiver.*

/\/ POLICE : Deceiver, hold your position. Prepare to be boarded for inspection.\/\

*the deciver stays stationary*

/\/ We shall obay the authorities, inspect the ship if you must /\/

*The Police ship docks with Deceiver.*

*allows for a police search, she dosent think she has anything to hide*

POLICE 1 : Your ships papers, please. And personal papers for all on board.

*POLICE 2 begins search.*

*hands over copies of the personal papers*
Just looking for the ships papers now... must have them here somewhere

*the Charnah stops and waits for clearance*

/\/This is Jo'tra Gibúr, I am alone, I request clearance to land on the planet\/\

/\/ Jo'tra Gibur on the Charnah, prepare to be boarded for inspection /\/