h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

< They're never on, either! It's so boring!!>

Ni men hao.

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Hello everybody.

Cat

< *hits PC* Stupid thing!! why in EVERY WINDOW did it just say that??>

~~ Chnei, thanks for looking after Annat jnr's feed. If you're feeling really brave, he probably needs changed by now, as well. Just hold you breath and get stuck in. ~~

Lorelei, I think it is time you went out and faced your interview with the police now.

I suggest you head out and just "accidently" walk straight into one of their surveillence posts.

I would suggest that you answer their questions truthfully. They may just seem like "back of beyond, country bumpkins to you. I assure you they are not and if they suspect that you are trying to put one over on them, you could very quickly find yourself in a prison cell.

When you have cleared yourself with them, you will be able to continue on your travels or, if you wish and the police have no objections, you may return here.

*Jo'tra sneaks into the house from the shed ttrying not to make too much noise*

*goes into the kitchen and whispers for the droid to make some food*

*the droid gives him the food and he keeps his head down while he eats it*

Okay.Yeah,sure,I can handle that.I handled Ashkara...oh hell.Now might be the time to point out I handled Ashkara *very* badly.
Aw,sithspit!

Um...I'll come back here,if that's okay with you.*Gives tentative smile*