Posted: 22^nd July 2004

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For those of you out there who need even more incentive to read what we have to offer this week then let me tell you more. Where else will you find someone that Lies 24 times and gets away with it? Only in your weekly Post will you find out why Rev Jack nearly wrote an entire series of articles about cows due to a terrible spelling mistake. Also this week you can find out what happens when you leave an iron on and how easy it is to be introduced to being incredibly weird.

Just what does Shazz have against small flying insects? Is Justice really blind? What is happening in the Caption Competition? Who was Spock's hot date and why are we lambasted with adult thoughts? These and many more questions are answered in this week's The Post. Don't miss out on the reading sensation of the week because you know you'll regret it in the morning!!!

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