The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jul 22, 2004
Pity the power-gamer
Pity the power-gamer
You see them here and there
In dark corners they do lurk
The power-gamer
Pity the power-gamer for they must feel small
So dark are they so full of spite
But the fair researchers showed all their might
And those power-gamers fell
Like trees, no shrubs in a woodland glade,
Not far to fall not much to fade.
Dark and drab their habitat
Pity them as a matter of fact
For in their deep domain doth lie
A thousand scandals a mile high
Daydreams lie here and there
The dreamers sitting in despair
A sky of stars above oh my
Prithee this place 'tis a sty
Pity for the power-gamer
Show them that we care
Bring them from their cold dark pits and lurking everywhere
The community is calling asking them to join
Welcome Ex-power-gamers come take your place
Remember please, life's no race
