h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I certainly hope so.

*the footsteps get louder and louder again, and soon an almost familiar nondistinct figure appears on the other side of the river. the form wades through and it seems almost as if the water avoids being touched by it. without even appearing to glance at any other members of the party, it moves quickly to Ti's side, it's features still not recognizable but seemingly puzzled. it gently picks up the and turns her over in its hands, as if looking for something*

* in her unconcious state, rolling back and forth as if tormented*

*Affy stares at this in shock, not entirely sure that he's seeing it. He draws his sword to check the danger level, and sets his OmeGauntlet's Snowzar to 5-Minutes*

*wriggles in a desperate attempt to free herself*

No, no! Let me go! Someone please help me!

*swoons*

/* Lifts Zeppo onto the raft. */

Almost.

*still in the grip of serious cowardice, Lil cowers in the raft*
*aside to GDZ* When we cast off, let's go REAL HIGH.

*Mouth falls open as he watchs Gwenitania. The creature seems to be handling Titania gently, so GL takes no action, but he pushes the button on the wolf's head handle of his cane, releasing the blade and holds it ready, just in case. He edges a little closer to the creature, on the opposite side to Affy.*

*Still on IAN's shoulder. Begins to drool.*

*tied up, frustrated, scared and in danger of becoming sarcastic again*

~to no one in particular~

All I can do is lie here next to an orchid covered driver who hasn't bathed in a week and pretend to be a party sausage for the biggest ogre I've ever seen in my life.

This is great ..... just great

Not an ogre - a golem

*still unconscious

I was using the Scottish spelling Ti

*Overhears Red Dog complaining*

Never mind, Red Dog, the *GOLEM* doesn't seem interested in anyone but Titania. And furthermore, Amos just had a bath and the orchids smell nice. Lay back and relax.

*A few orchids migrate from Amos to Red Dog. The carpet produces a ripple under Red Dog in the most irritating spot. Once it has made its point, which is that it expects good behaviour or else, it removes the ripple.*

I lost track of where everybody is

On the carpet with Amos being lectured about the differences between Golems and Ogres

Most of the others are still around the campfire, getting ready to board the raft. And there is a rather large ogre-ish Golem searching Titania for something.

that's a Golem with an Ogre fixation then

*looks around for ogres*

*still being very careful, the figure turns the around in its hands, still searching for something. stops and pokes very gently at the 's stomach. although feeling completely ignored, everyone in the party gets a sense of discovery.*

*Scratches head.*

Soooo, would a smallish, greenish, nastyish Gobold be fixated on smalls, greens and nastys, then? Or, a Scottish researcher be fixed on Scots?


Ah, I think I know what that big monster-of-disputed-classification is after!

The question now, I suppose, is should we let it have it? It's certainly not good for Titania, but who knows what it will do to the monster.

*continues to on IAN's shoulder, which is becoming rather saturated.*