h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Climbs into the raft carrying the last bits of the tea things left around the fire.*

I hope that, that... ~whatever~ finds what it is looking for soon.

*gently turns the upside down, carefully shaking her, obviously trying to make something fall out*

*the action makes Titania's skirt fall down over her face, exposing Titania's - to those who aren't modest enough to avert their eyes...























...moss-green pantaloons - obviously Titania, just as Witty, was expecting colder weather rather than ending up in a jungle*

*various objects begin to fall out of Titania's pockets, and a bulky object inside of her blouse is now dangerously close to falling out too*

*Helps Witty onto the raft.*

Thank you, sir!

*Changing the OmeGauntlet's setting to PolkaGun, 2 minutes*

Let's see, it's an enemy, but it's not necessarily an evil one. We can't really fight fight it for fear of risking Titania,....but that's no reason that we can't dance, dance, dance!

*Affy fires the PolkaGun Beams at the Golem, hoping that it'll make it begin to cheerfully dance a polka*

*Settles down in the raft behind her charge*

Oh, stop it. I don't need to be watched. I'm done having fun. I'll even put away the rod.

*Dismantles the fishing rod, folding it and putting it into her pocket, which doesn't look big enough to hold it - but does*

There. Happy? I'll just make sure you behave.

*Is not paying attention to the Titania situation, and therefore saves Titania the embarassment of seeing her pantaloons*

/* Zeppo jumps right back off the raft and goes to sniff the golem, then grabs one of the objects that has fallen off of the upside-down Titania (a shiny green something-or-other that was around her neck) then jumps back on the raft. Meanwhile, d'E notices the golem for the first time. */

Oh! How did I miss that! Hey Affy! Don't shoot it with the polka gun, whatever you do! The dancing is sure to make it bounce Titania up and down even faster.

Oh, too late...

I must ask her later what shade of green that is.

*Turns to see the Golem and Titania*

Where did THAT come from?

*Sees Gw7en writhing on the ground*

Someone gonna help her?

Help who? *looks where Zomnker is looking* Oh. Yes, well...

*Stands in indecision, looking from Gwenitania to Gw7en and back again.*

Well, it looks like Affy has the Ogrolem covered...

*Goes over to Gw7en and picks her up in his arms. Carries her to the raft and sets her down inside. Returns to his position on the opposite side of the monster to Affy.*

*having spent some time chewing PAG and dociley following everyone around, which was beginning to get quite irritating for them, spits out the gum*

*then states the blindingly obvious, as usual*

That golem is searching for something!

I've got a pair of navy blue pantaloons just like those!

Did I say that out loud?

How embarrassing

*Standing in an almost dramatic stance, waiting for the sound waves to cross the distance between himself and the Golem, wondering how he managed to hear d'E's voice's sound waves across that distance, and now wondering if there's time to block the sound waves*

Einstein's spinning in his grave....

*, not paying attention, wondering what's holding everyone up*

*Heads to his bacpack, still in the raft. Pulls out a can of ice-cold Crater Fizz ("Goo Classic" flavor). Opens it and drinks it. Heads back to his dramatic stance*

*Still waiting to go. Gets a snack from his pack and eats it.*

*gently wakes Gord up before he slides off her shoulder on the drool slick now coating her entire left side*

Gord, we have to go now ...... now don't be alarmed but there is a Goolemger in the camp and it's doesn't look that friendly. Follow me up onto the Raft.

~after a little while and now on the raft~

Zomnker, you need to get us out of here. The longer that Germoogle is around what I think Titania has, the more dangerous and unpredictable it's going to be.

Steer a course for that Baoboab Tree and watch out for the Monkey doo doo !

*Stares at the Ogrelem*

What is that? I've never seen anything like it before.

*Looks at the drool slick*


Er, could I get you a towel?

*looks at the drrol slick then looks at Gord*

You've got it in your hair dear

Ewwwwww! Yuk! Quick, get it out, get it out.

*Runs around looking for a towel.*

*calls after Gord*

you should always know where your is dear !