h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The barmaid comes with the food.*

[Barmaid] Here you are! Beef stew for you, m'lady *hands Lumien her plate*, and I hope fish and chips are all right for you, m'lord. *Hands Wolf a plate.*

Thank you!

*Lumien sips her drink, and divides her attention between Wolf and the man in the dark corner.*

*the barmaid approaches the man in the corner, she starts to speak but he waves her away, which causes her to look impatient*

*The Beer Wench, fetches drinks or refills for anyone who wants it.*

*Kandrill opens his cloke and get out a very small but potent book of spells, places it on the table in front of him, and begins to read*



Humm this one looks interesting!

*His hand reaches for his wand*

[Fie]...!

*Kandrill's chair collapses*

*Kandrill loses his place in the book and get up, dust's himself off and gets another chair*


humm where was I before i was interupted eh! massey!


*Massey smiles a full set of big white teeth*

*starts to eat his fish and chips*

so, will you stay, please?

*Wolf looks at her imploringly, and then frowns at the stranger sat in the corner*

What does he want?

*Lumien smiles.*

I'll stay!

*Wolf takes her hand, looks into her eyes and smiles*

Thankyou

*Without really thinking about it, Lumien leans over and kisses Wolf on the cheek. If she was blushing before, she's beet red now!*

Lumien I... I mean err...

*Wolf blushes at the sudden intimacy*

** Erm... sorry.

*Lumien sheepishly eats her meal.*

**

It's ok, there's nothing for you to be sorry for, I was the one who, well... I mean I didn't expect... I mean I wasn't prepaired...

*Wolf turn to the solace of his food and continues eating, still visibly flushed*

*the man in the corner doesn't take his eyes off them*

~the man at the bar ignores them and drinks his wine~

*Wolf calls over the serving girl*

[Bargirl] Yes Mi'Lord?

*said in a voice just above a whisper*

Do you have any silver knives I could borrow?

[Bargirl] I dunno sir, I could ask the chef, he has knives.

Yes, thanks

*Wolf smirks*

*the man sits there unawares*

*a brid flys in through the window landing on the man's table hemutters something to it and it flys and sits on Lumien's shoulder*

*Kandrill turns another page of the spell book and spins his wand deftly through his fingers like a coin*


Ahhh hhha massey i think i have the solution to the small problem that i have


*Massey gets up and comes over for a pat*

*wolf calls the bird from Lumien's shoulder*

Hey little bird, may I suggest you return to our mutual friend over there otherwise...

*gestures at the window, where a hark has landed and is eyeing the bird*

*The serving girls returns*

[Bargirl] Here sir,

*she produces a rather ornamental silver knife*

[Bargirl] It's the only one the chef has, and he'd be much apreciative if it wasn't damaged as he was awarded it for his cooking

Thankyou, I'll try not to damage it

*Wolf takes the knife*

Leave it alone! It's not doing any harm!

*She gently strokes the bird's head, and eyes the knife.*

What do you need that for?