h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought about it but I'm not exactly sure how it could work in a text based environment.

True
You could open up a place for insomniacs...

Only I do actually go to sleep occasionally.

Just later than everyone in the UK

You'd just have to get it started, *then* you could sneak off...

I'd feel uncomfortable not administrating it, no replies syndrome strikes again

*raises eyebrow*
are you *sure* you ever sleep?

*I* don't think he does.

I wouldn't be physically able to type this, let alone go dancing or play hockey if I didn't sleep.

Of course I have learned to get by on very little

You could always be a *private eye* of some kind, then you'd get to *follow* even more people!

Sounds like too much reading, I'd never have the time to chat with you girls

Very true
I'm at a loss...unless...
...you could help people name things...

That's a good idea for a site whether I do it or not. Though I'm not exactly certain what things I could name

I'll think of something...

This sounds promising...

It is, cos I've already thought of something

You could help me name a piano composition I've got to hand in tomorrow. Everythings finished apart from the name - I don't know what to call it...
...it's sort of Debussy-ish in style, no specific key, no specific form...I'm stumped...

In which case you could try your scrabble tiles again, or suddenly decide that your music is absolute, and in this case a descriptive name would distract the listener from the piece... go for Satie and call it something daft, like his Trois Piece en form d'un Poivre three pieces in the form of a Pair , where there were in fact, seven, erm, give it a number, eg 42

What sort of style is it in. In non-musical words if you please, I haven't studied music since I had the chance to give it up

I like the idea "42" but what would I say when I was asked why I chose it. Now I *wish* I hadn't lost my scrabble board.

It's sort of like Debbusy, as in extended tonality and sounds dreamy-ish. It started out as "Dream" but it doesn't fit the piece any more.

Say it was a suggestion from someone else, you're not quite sure why they thought of it...
Say its a random title for a random piece, as such there need be no reason, say 'I just chose it, okay!!??! What are you going to do about it?!!?'

Very true

But if I speed it up a bit then perhaps I won't get my head bitten off...a crotchet now = 42

Thanks!