h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Da bruvva's do not recognise themselves in a mirror on a Saturday night, so we're not much worried about that .... anyhow you never know a mystery character witness may turn up to speak on your behalf .... one did the last time the Court was in session.

*makes notes for the Court*


B'Elligerent

I sympathise brother.

Oh goodie, is Bel coming too.

Thankyou Bruvva. Little things can be such aggro.

There are no little people (or ), only little minds Roymondo.


Save your sympathy Az, time enough for sympathy on Sunday morning.

My mind isn't little, but concede that it's mostly filled with irrelevance.

Oh stop it now ..... you realise that anything you say can and most definitely will be used against you in Court.

You missed 'Taken Down' M'lud </>

I'm not taking him down .... that's your job.

I'll help you .... I'll him - you take him down.

Can we save that activity for Saturday, M'lud?

I'm away to bed anyhow


Catchya' tomorrow I hope.

Will do

Night likkul

I've had difficulity recognising anything for years now..... the combination of perminatly having the shakes from caffine overdosing and ocasionally from abstaining for alcohol makes everythign blurry... then of course its blurry in double... and... oooo how about the hippy hippy shakes... whatever the song was called... it might have been called that... did someone already mentione it?; I got stonned and I missed it

Might I humbly suggest "The Self-Preservation Society" from The Italian Job...?

Oooo good call good call
So did you make it to work on Monday morning?

Not...as such...no...

Hey, that's at least 33% your fault!

Good to meet you in person finally!

I've had a bit of a thought: a Bruvver'ood Juke Box. This is probably a silly thought though.

Hey, I like that idea!

Righty. I'm about to try and make GuideML do something it was probably not meant to do. I think I'll fail but I'm going to give it a damned good shot.