h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, mine's a norsk please

righto, lets get this show on the road!

There's something so beautiful about having breakfast in a pub with a pleasant drink... Sauce?

Jeesh! I hand the keys and the costume back for the machine and the Hoggy takes the day off!



Oh! I see I'm not needed behind the bar then..

Typical eh!?

Er, your help will be appreciated. Nuvver Norsk please. Double, tonic, no ice.

No Ice!

Coming right up!..

Woohoo!



Here, have on for yourself...

*hic*


Thanks!

Thursday's breakfast menu:

Boiled eggs and soldiers.

Fried egg sandwiches.

Salted porridge (served with sugar or golden syrup and optional single cream).

While I had the oats out I rustled up some nice sticky flapjacks too, so feel free to grab a couple for midday snacks seeing as it's a tad damp for spending time in the beer garden today...

Yeehaaawww!


Onward eggy soldiers; marching out to war, here my knashing tee-eeth before i scoff you allll!

Morning Loft!

Eggs and soldiers then? Solid white, dippy yolk? How many? I recommend four if you're hungry, two if you want a wee bowl of porridge with it.

And four toast should do two eggs nicely...

Nice little ditty, not quite what I have playing in the kitchen, but I like buttering toast while headbanging

*turns Pantera down*

That's better, I can hear you now...

Mmmm !!!!

I take it you enjoyed that then, eventually...

That was hard work, I need a lie down...

I could die a happy man!

Here i fixed you another,

Oooh! Thanks!

*glug*



*lies down again*

My name and 'U' number are:GrumpyAlembic U7670313

It's a good job Socket (formerly known as Roymondo) is on a truce with the Hootoo Sisters, dear Grumpy

It seems our dear friend has lost his plug just now. You will have to wait until he manages to find a w*rking PC


lil xx

I'm afraid there's a lack of seating in the bruvvahood bar, Grumpy, you any good at carpentry? We need a couple of new armchairs.

Just finished repairing a trestle table, but armchairs are a bit tricky. I've got a hammock, but the less said.....

Ooh, a hammock will do! I'll have one of them, we have nice sturdy beams!

Its not very tall so you won't be able to stand up in it!