h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yah that was odd... TIDALWAVE!!!!(and I'm not waterproof yet)

Well, anyway, as these forged documents say, we now own the ship. Do I get my rank now?

Ay, that you do Pirate Captain. I be looking towards your career with great interest.

You now be the captain of the whatever this ship is named.

Hooray

Here's a bottle of champagne for when it's done with refitting. That kraken did a number let me tells ya.

Ah well, as long as the ship is ours it's ok. Its better to have a damaged ship than no ship at all

... what is the ships name???

how about we rename it the (EA EvilClaw) ?

Yar. I mean, sure. I leave the rest to you Captian. I must be off to sleep off all these drugs I accidentally injected into myself instead of Josh.

Proper naming format is EAN . And I think the ship had a name.

but we are renaming it the EAN EvilClaw

Well, we can officially rename it with this champaign bottle. *smashes it on side of ship* I hearby name this vessel, the EAN Evil Claw 1

why 1??? did EC have twins ... again???

It's up to Captain NavigatorBlack if he wants to rename it or not and I'd rather you didn't name it after me. That leads to bad things. Haven't you heard of the Bismark?

yes it's right over there

... I thought it sank in the second world war. Anyway, here's another champagne bottle.

nah it just wanted a evil vacation

You do realise, of course, that this ship was a prototype? It was the first ship to be built using the power of hypnosis. Apparently if the MotMV Pirate Ship crew stop believing in it it will fall appart and no amount of streangthening and reinforcing can hold it together...oh and Blak Baa-d has done a load of whoopsies all over the deck so I sugest someone cleans them up.

In that case, how about the EAN Black Heart