h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was talking about staff. We value our staff on this ship, and don't like having them turned into things.

(I have a weird sense of humour, bear with me)


EC, stop fiddling with my Reality Twister!

But seriously, you guys need to call poison control. The happy drugs have the unfortunate tendency to cause vomiting up of organs. Crucial ones.

Get off my ship druggies.

me own magic canging staff *changes it back to a staff ... the type you walk with

Yeah, we'd better get *ahem* Kraken, on that!

but you took the drugs althou we are still at ea harbor here watch *flash back of EC: oh drugs better use them before my crew gets high*

remember?

*sigh*

Okay, enough with the simposts! I can't even follow what's going on.

No. I ran out of drugs after I drugged you. Up to the gills as it were. And NOW! I must fix the space-time continuum and stop Michael J Fox from being unborn!

*smashes reality altering machine* TAKE THAT 1980s; you and your wild excesses!

*With the destroyal of the reality altering machine, everything goes back to the way it was before - the ship at MotMV harbour, and the crew drug free*

*gets the ship to head for EAharbor*

*snaps fingers* Lady Pennywhistle! Snap out of it! You were narrating something about everything going back to the way it was! Clearly you are two steps aways from vomiting up your liver. This isn't Dallas. Things don't just happen to be a dream. Our experiences are permanent and change us and our outlook on life.

EC, there are no drugs. You made up the drugs. You're a delusional little kitty, everyone knows that.

And Josh, get out of the engine room. It's too complicated for you. You might accidentally get push----err, fall into one of the machines and die a horrible death.

Wow, what an adventure. I still can't believe it myself, but no, we are definately in the EA docks, not any other docks that may exist that pretend to be or look like the EA docks, but definately in fact the EA docks themselves.

I'm fire proof ... and thwack proof... and also ice proof... but I ain't water proof... yet

See Lady Pennywhistle? And NavigatorBlack is a highly sane person! Why else would he take orders from a bipedal talking catthing? You should probably go have a rest. Or get your stomach pumped. Whichever.

Jeez, you all ganging up on me or what?

Fine, take the ship. I'm not playing with you anymore. I'm going back to the MotMV.

*Steps out of cardboard box*

Boys.


*Walks away, back to the Fang of the Squishy Rubber Mark*

women they give up so easy

Its a good thing we are safe in the EA harbour now, eh.

Why, may I ask, did she just do a swan dive off of the boat deck?

Also, don't be saying stuff like that.