h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No. It is not.

*hissssss*

*easily intercepts josh*
What in the name of Nighthoover's knapsack do you think you're doing, josh?

*last of all her and all other money*

*Throws Josh overboard*

Oh hi Dan. Thanks for the help.

Dock-hooooooooooo! Please keep all hands and arms and legs and peoples inside the boat at all times until the boat comes to a complete dock.

Oh. Good work, babe.

*turns staff to jet pack and take more of her secret whistles*

*Watches as the ship slams into the MotMV dock*

Wow. One hell of a journey.

*takes her job from out of her pocket again*

Josh, you cannot turn the staff into a jetpack. Either learn how to spell or go away.

*Grabs Josh by the collar and pins him against the wall*

You're an annoying little bugger, you know that?

*Turns him upside down and shakes him, to retrieve all the stolen stuff*

who wants to know a fun fact!?!?!?

Yeah! And I'm the only one that gets to jump Lady Pennywhistle

*gives nuke the stuff and the fun of jumping her again*

I am still holding you against the wall, if you haven't noticed.

*Throws Josh overboard again*

We keep those mattresses there for a purpose.

Thanks.
*gives LadyPenny her whistle and job and stuff back*

And on that note, a scene transition

*scene fades to black wait a few seconds and then fade back to the movie already in progress*

Wow! That was quite an exciting journey to the Evil Army dock! Especially when Lady Pennywhistle fought off that crew of undead whistle obsessed pirates and defeated their captain! Oh, and when Dan arm wrestled the kraken to save the ship from it's tentacles of DOOM!

And that point when I blindfolded both of you, shot you up with happy drugs, brought the ship into the EA dock, and started an extensive refitting process which is uninterruptable and underway! What an adventure!

Oh, and I shouldn't worry about the drugs. You should be coming down riiiiiiiiiight abouuuuuut nowish. I have Poison Control on the speed dial

funfact: where I live everyone spells jet pack like that *takes a bow* now back to the program