h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Fair enough. I'm a member of the crew and I still believe in it

And I call "not it" on cleaning up the whoopsies!

dito EC

I'm a member of the MOTM too, and I believe in the ship. I also refuse to believe in the area in a straight line down into the water that the refuse is sitting on until such a time as the refuse is in the water. So we now have a little bit of water in the bilge that can be pumped out, and no problem.

...

Well as Vice-Admiral I nominate the following people for Whoopsy cleaning up duty in order of prefference.

Josh,
Josh,
Josh,
Navigator Black,
Josh,
EC.

Oh, so you accept the job then ;) Here's your office: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F1800365?thread=3679580&post=43075398#p43075398

oh is it a bird? is it a plane? no its super sarah! ready to take over this forsaken ship of poor little misfits...i know you cant all help it but i can help you...just jump over board and surrender the ship to me and all will be possitivle fantastic!! so whadda ya say?? i think its a good idea..NO GET OFF MY SHIP!!!

YOU OVER THERE...YEAH YOU EVILCLAW...WHAT DIRECTION IS THIS SHIP AFLOAT?? TURN SHE AROUND AND SET SAIL FOR THE MOON WHERE WE MY FRIEND WILL FOREVER HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF MOON CHEESE, THE BEST CHEESE IN THE WORLD...OF COURSE BESIDES CHEDDER...

SO IS EVERY ONE OFF MY NEW SHIP??? NOT YOU EVILCLAW, YOU SHALL BE SPARED...YOU ARE NOW MY PERSONAL FOOT RUBBING PERSON

IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLAANE?.....NO ITS SUPER SARAH HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR GOD FORSAKEN SHIP. ALL YOU EVIL PPL GET OFF THIS BOAT IT BELLONGS TO ME NOW!!HAHAHAHA ALL JUMP OVER BOARD...EXCEPT FOR YOU EVILCLAW...YOU WILL STAY WITH ME

WE WILL RULE THIS WORLD TOGETHER AND CREATE HAVOC WHERE IS THIS SHIP SET TO SAIL TO MAY I ASK?? WELL TURN IT AROUND AND WE WILL HEAD TO THE MOON AND EXPORT MOON CHEESE AS A BUSINESS...MOON CHEESE THE TASTIEST CHEESE IN ALL OF THE WORLD (EXCEPT FOR CHEDDAR OF COURSE) DID YOU HEAR ME??? OK SO HURRY UP YOU HEATHENS THIS IS MY SHIP NOW OFF YOU GET HEY COME ON IT CAN BE FUN WALKING THE PLANK...I KINDA KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE...

IM SURE THAT YOU WILL ENJOY IT.

FINE OK BECAUSE I AM NICE YOU MAY HAVE A BUT NOW GET OFF MY SHIP BEFORE I CUT YOUR TOES OFF AND FEET THEM TO MY PET FEATHER DUSTER DRAFTY WAYMORE...

*ties up and gags sarah securely, throwing her into the hold with the other prisoners I mean guests heheh* noone takes over the EA's new ship except me. And maybe EC. Oh wait, we already have. But you can't. My ship now pat pat

NO ONE CAN TIE UP AND GAG THE ALMIGHTY SARAH!!! HAHAHA YOU THINK THAT WOLD SERIOUSLY WORK?? MY SUPERSONIC POWERS WILL BLOW U INNTO ABLIVION!!! *KICKS NAVIGAORBLACK OVER BOARD*

*slips past her foot and casts "Azaroth" on sarah, summoning a light dragon which blasts her into the distance in a way reminiscent of Jessy and James on the origional Pokemon series* I'm literally in the Pirate Corps. You can't just knock a real pirate overboard.

sarah slipps on an invisibity coak and bites navigator black hey sceals like a little girl and dies

Ok, now you're getting disturbingly like Danielle. I don't squeal when I get bitten, I just find a way to be released. Be it holding their nose so they can't breath, to rubbing certain areas of their anatomy that I will not name. Also, I plan to live forever or die trying. Have some if you want to bite something, before I go and give you rank on my ship

The whoopsies still need to be cleaned up if you need any job ideas for her

how about we just use a instant soldier

Instant soldiers and whoopsies do not a good combination make.

is we do it at the right angle they will both desolve into a drinkable liquid called gatorade

*gatoraid*

Actually, the instant soldiers are made of anti-gatorade. So don't drink it.

which is why when combined with the wopsies it makes a drinkable(but deadly) drink that is high in electrolites(spelling?)