h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Walks in again, much later*

*Sweeps out dust*

*Shakes a few s out of the kettle and gets some water boiling*

*Reads the paper while waiting for her to be ready, and wonders whatever happened to those funny Evil Army guys*

yuch

Oh hello! Where did you come from?

I can make you some coffee if you don't like tea. Not sure what else we've got. This place has been closed for a while.



...
*suspicious* You're not one of them EA brats here to try and take over again, are ya?

Nope Im year to sya id otn liek tea

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You're here to say you don't like tea?

cofee as well

also hot chocolate

Aha.

What _do_ you like, then?

cheese, vinegar,and spicy cuttlefish and octopus.

A-ha...


*Backs slowly away*

*Trips over a chair, falls down, bumps head on wall*
Ow.
That's a weird drink, matey.

Oh you mean drinks

I like sparklign water

Hmm...

*Starts looking through cabinets* I don't think we have anything like that...
We have regular water. And boiling water, they're kinda bubbling.
And sea water, I guess, out in the sea.

It's a pirate ship, you know. And a broken one, at that. We don't really have a large variety of drinks.