h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I'm going to experiment with some cooking...

*comes in to dust everything and checks the fridge

Tsk, tsk. The has eaten everything! Good thing I've brought leftovers from home.

*proceeds to refill the icebox

What with? Better not be more pizza

no pizza, just some regular grocery stuff. Bread and milk and all that

Yay! We can make french toast!

we can?

Oh dear, I don't know how to make french toast.

Isn't it like fried bread ... only cubed...????

*comes in wearing a towel as a cape and holding a wooden spoon as a spectre*

As super-cook I /will/ cook the french toast, no matter what it takes!

*commences to work day and night until she makes french toast that is good enough to please every one

I have taken it upon myself to make a badge for the Pirates at A2541962 . Fish's Freak, if you would be so kind as to make a link if you approve?

French toast is bread dipped in egg and milk then fried.

oh, is that it?

*looks around her at the remains of her own failed attempts to fry bread*

ok, i'm on it!

It tastes better if you put pepper in it.

As a pirate ship, do you think we should sail somewhere and attack something?

Hmm...what society needs a good attacking? I'm sure there are plenty.

How about the Borg?

Never heard of them. Who are they?

A761708

Evil Army suggested an attack on the Pirates A952120. You could attack them if you want.

Wait--attack the Evil Army in defense of the Pirates, or attack the Pirates in an attempt of domination?

I think he was talking about attacking the Pirates, since we're allied with the Evil Army.

A pirate battle - that could be fun!