h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, it is. I was going to point that out, but you did first.
Here, have some .

I really think that as pirates we should be declaring war on somewhere. Maybe.

I'm afraid I lost the rival pirate ship, the one with the friendly cook.

*mops the floor*

Never Fear SuperMoo is lurking near...well would be if not for the downed search engine...I can't use it to see what people are saying about me and the several organizations I'm involved in...

anywho......

Wait a sec, because SuperMoo is near we /shouldn't/ fear?

I was refering to the pirate ship...

*wonders why she's laughing*

*shrugs*

...hopes it's clean...

I won't be, as we have no cleaning staff, except for a lazy parrot...

*grabs a mop*
A staff of cleaning...that would be a mop wouldn't it?

*cleans area to roll on*

*joins in*



*bumps into the wall*

I just mopped the floor. If anything, I should be the one worrying about you leperous and scurvy pirates dirtying up my floor!

*bops everyone on the head with a wooden spoon*

Now would any one like some tea with lemon cookies?

OOOh! I would! And I don't think I was doing anything like rolling on the floor either. Yay food!

*rubs head*

*Brings in half an icecream cake made with vanilla, chocolate, and cookie crumbs.*

Any one want to help me get rid of this thing? It's just hanging arond in my freezer this week.

MMM... ...

*An announcement is heard over the ship's squeaky new tannoy*

"on Friday there will be a party in the Galley to celebrate the ship's first birthday. Please bring cake. Thankyou."

...yay...

*Quickly dusts and sweeps the galley and pushes the tables against the wall*

I'm too exauhsted for decorations! but...



The place is ready! All we need is cake, but I someone else can bring some.

I brought ! In the shape of a pirate ship!