h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh yeah, we are allied with them aren't we? How silly of me.
A pirate battle would be awesome! I'm all for it. Arr! (etc.)

Aye, 'tis a dark day for all those who attempt to stand against the might of the Fang of the Squishy Rubber Mark, or whatever this ship is called.

*looks for cutlass, can't find it, raises a fork instead* We are ready for battle!

Plenty of weapons in my cabin, but I reserve the big spiky mace for myself.

What's wrong with the fork?

True, it's a plastic fork, and one of the teeth is gone, but I think it's still pretty threatening, don't you?

Definitely still dangerous. In my plasticware collection one of the spoons is broken leaving a nasty--and VERY sharp--prong that sticks off the handle. You can kill someone with it.

Here's the french toast I promised:
*puts some decent french toast on the table for anyone to eat*



I'm kinda already making friends with the pirate's cook, swapping recipes and all that. You want me to bring up the subject to them? I have a feeling they're itching to fight too.

*begins eating french toast with the broken toast*

I say go for it, why not... but we should probably ask the Captain.

Good french toast!

Ok Yuvi, you seem to be the nominated diplomat. Go see what they think.

Anyone seen Yuvi?

Didn't make it out alive.

Uh-oh.

No worries, mateys. The Pirate Ships cook says everyone is busy and that we should check in a little later when the captain shows up.

And I also made these for all of us:

*sets a large tray of cookies on the gangplank table*

Alright!!! *scoops up a few cookies and begins to eat them*
Yum!

*looks at cookies*



What flavour are they?

Don't worry, I made em myself. They're just regular sugar cookies, see?

*eats a cookie herself to show they are yummy*

OK then.

*eats a cookie*

Mmmm. My, these _are_ good, Yuvi.

*pops in, wondering what goes on in different places of the ship, because lookousmaning can get kind of boring when you are... in port...*
Wait, is there going to be a battle of some kind?
Because if there is, I have a telescoping telescope! It telescopes so I can see things really far away with something that seems small and then gets longer when I want it to!
Oh... That last bit meant the telescope thingy that lookoutsmen use.
YARRRR!

well...maybe there will be...acording to the marquee there's one brewing...have you checked the galley...that's where most people have things brewed...unless that have one of those Mr. Coffies...then they can brew it in their own cabin and don't have to go to the galley before they go to the radar...which we probably don't have...

oops...I s'pose this /is/ the galley...