h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What about socks? And also, josh, you go and do what the admiral said. Ah how I love delegation

You! Order someone to make me a sandwich! Also, do something unneccesarily humiliating to Jenny.

Delegate delegate *removes jenny's socks*

Scandelous!

Oh, here is a sandwich from the Navy Chefs. And now, master seaman, tickle Jenny's feet with this handy feather.

Wait, firstly I ordered you to do it, if you weren't an officer I'd have you flogged, and secondly you're sending Josh to do it? Does Josh even know where the head is on a ship of this type?

On top of the neck. Are you sure you're qualified to be airborn TB?

Firstly, you cannot order me to do so, you cna only give me a task and tell me to get it done. Secondly, everyone knows where the heads are, because it is good policy to know where you are expected to go to the toilet.

So long as the order is not illegal or a breach of Navel regs I can order you to do what I darn well please, including, if the fancy so took me, dancing naked through the streets of Boston singing copacabana

But that is illegal. It's indecent exposure.

A legal order is an order that:
*must be navally orientated
*must be physically possible
*must be given by proper authority
*must not break civillian law

Yup, and both cleaning the head and the Boston thing pass that test

COUNTERMANDED!: I don't want to see NavigatorBlack run around naked and therefore I repeal your order.

Hahahahah. Actually, becoming naked on shore is not naval, because you're ON SHORE! anyway, as captain it is my DUTY to delegate responsibility, because I have to be in complete control at all times.

So you're saying that the Admiralty in London is not Navel because it's on land? Are you retarded?

Also you don't have to be in "complete control at all times" especially not when I'm running the place

Guess what, whilst in a naval building or on a navy base, you are officially on a boat. Thats why bases are called things like RNZN Whangaparoa instead of RNZN base Whangaparoa

The admiral is in control of every boat, but not individual boats if you follow. I am completely in charge of my boat, you are in charge of the fleet. You decide where we are heading and what we do when we get there, I decide the actual course that the ship will head

Not in the case of The Admiralty in London, it is simply The Admiralty so

For godben, godTB, godlil, and godcal's sake! Will you two just agree to disagree about agreeing to invade something? Quickest way to hide internal strife is that.

The Admiralty will have a RN code. Anyway, lets go invade somewhere in our new boat. TB, as vice-admiral, it falls to you to decide I mean get told from Mr. 8 where our next target is.