A Conversation for MotMV Pirate Ship; The Fang of the Squishy Rubber Marks
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 15, 2006
Oy, are you one of the hostages? Get back in the hold!
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Nov 15, 2006
Vaux, it's not nice to shove people into lockers. Jenny hadn't done anything, except point out that the mythical sea serpent I have summo-----err SUDDENLY NOTICED was just a whale.
*Under breath: 'This machine seems to be over-reacting. Dammit.'*
*Pushes some more buttons when nobody is looking*
However, those two huge rocks blocking our path that keep slamming into each other every time something passes through are definitely there. Not to speak of this monster in the big cave that sucks the water in and out three times a day.
I think we need to give up the trip. It's too dangerous. I suspect we might end up running into horrible storms, vicious Cyclopes, devious witches that will turn our crew into animals, and all sorts of other trouble.
Let's stay riiight here in the MotMV where it's safe and sound, okay? Tea, anyone?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 15, 2006
I warned you First Mate Pennywhistle! *confiscates the whistle* Now you're just First Mate Penny.
Behave and I'll give it back. Don't and we can go through a whole rigermole like the last time.
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Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake Posted Nov 15, 2006
oh look pretty button*preses button and everything in the way dissaperes*
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Nov 15, 2006
Oh wow, look at that! The ocean's gone!
Well, we definitely can't go anywhere now.
*Sups *
Now EC darling, do give me back the whistle. Or do I have to try and be intimidating?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 15, 2006
I'm sure that the real question is where did this trash compactor come from that I'm holding the whistle over and just how twitchy my hand is.
I do hope I'm not being unreasonable but sudden movement frighten me and cause involuntary muscle spasms in my hand region.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Nov 15, 2006
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Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake Posted Nov 15, 2006
*uses a hose to instantly fill up the ocean then sprinkles some saly in it*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 15, 2006
Oh, look. We're under way again. I love it when a plan that I in no way contributed to comes together
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Nov 15, 2006
*Narrows eyes at EC*
*Puts her glasses on*
Much better!
*Looks normally at EC. Then grins manically.*
Now listen EvilClaw, how about you just give me back the whistle, and return this to the MotMV, alright? And everyone will be happy. And nothing... unpleasant will have to happen. We wouldn't want anything unpleasant to happen, would we, dear?
Hand it over.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Nov 15, 2006
*Still steadily smiling*
Josh darling, I'll deal with you later.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 15, 2006
I'm afraid I cannot allow you to do that Dave. This Lurve Boat is under new management. The sooner you learn how to juggle three pineapples, a mango, the 1976 Yankee lineup, and a small box of cheese-its; the happier we'll all be.
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Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake Posted Nov 15, 2006
*when Lady Penny looks at claw josh jumps her*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 15, 2006
*winces* Ooooooo. That's not going to end well at all.
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Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake Posted Nov 15, 2006
*and after that her secret whistles*
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- 101: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 15, 2006)
- 102: Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart (Nov 15, 2006)
- 103: Vauxhaul Astra (Nov 15, 2006)
- 104: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Nov 15, 2006)
- 105: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 15, 2006)
- 106: Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake (Nov 15, 2006)
- 107: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Nov 15, 2006)
- 108: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 15, 2006)
- 109: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Nov 15, 2006)
- 110: Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake (Nov 15, 2006)
- 111: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 15, 2006)
- 112: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Nov 15, 2006)
- 113: Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake (Nov 15, 2006)
- 114: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Nov 15, 2006)
- 115: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 15, 2006)
- 116: Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake (Nov 15, 2006)
- 117: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 15, 2006)
- 118: Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake (Nov 15, 2006)
- 119: Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake (Nov 15, 2006)
- 120: Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake (Nov 15, 2006)
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