h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I normally am *smug *

You were right until you left.

Left is best.

No!
The right handed people rule the universe!!
*Waves Right hand around*

That's what they /want/ you to think!

Yeah! Everybody who's a fan of overgeneralizing knows that left handed people are more creative and think outside of the boxy!

Yup and people, like myself, who are neither left, right, front or rear brained are good at everything

Or alternatively, bad at everything?

nope, we're good at everything

Pheh! You non-directional brain and ambidextrous people! Always rubbing it in the faces of others but mostly me!

I'm not ambidextrous, I'm part left handed and part right. Somethings I do left handed and others I do right handed and if I try to do them the other way I find it very difficult and tend to mess up

I was referring to supermoo.

well slap him for me. Ambidextrous people annoy me with their non-cackhandednes

I can't slap him. He moved to a different state!

Well go after him and slap him, or I'll slit your gaskin and hang you up by your figgin!

My small pastry with raisins? Whatever for?

because I want The Cow slapped and you're the only person I know to ask.

You could ask himself.

Himself?

Yes, himself. Ec said to himself, he said "you could ask himself" in the hope that he might be left out of the equation, see? And himself will then not blame the poor fella