A Conversation for The Masters of the Multi-Verse
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 16, 2006
But that would be cruel and vindictive...
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 17, 2006
If two people do it, that would be a duet. 
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Dec 17, 2006
*slaps everyone with white gloves* Huttah!
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 18, 2006
That would be cool and vin...what? 
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 18, 2006
Ow! Dude Nuge! Whatupwidat??
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
Vauxhaul Astra Posted Dec 18, 2006
I dunno, but that Charlie the Unicorn film was Hi-Larius.
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Dec 18, 2006
Ah. Duet. Slydexic moment there. Thought it said duel. Silly me. *slaps everyone else*
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
Vauxhaul Astra Posted Dec 18, 2006
Hey, no slappa my face!
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 18, 2006
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 18, 2006
As the agrieved party, nuge, I get choice of weapons, so I'll have the pistols and you can have the swords... Ready? Good.
*shoots nuge*
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 18, 2006
The question is, was Nuge harmed more by the bullet or by the cream pie?
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 19, 2006
Well, the cream pie is 2d6 and the gun is 3d4.
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
Vauxhaul Astra Posted Dec 19, 2006
Well, the cream pie.. was... uh...
Well, it went all over the place.
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 19, 2006
There's a possibility that there was cholesterol in the cream pie, which could, if ingested, have no effect on Nuge's arteriosclerosis 
.
The bullet would harm him only if it were aimed accurately enough to hit some vital organ...
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
Vauxhaul Astra Posted Dec 19, 2006
Does his brain count as vital?
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 19, 2006
Let's just say that it's not listed as a dangerous weapon.
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
Vauxhaul Astra Posted Dec 19, 2006
Mtongue?
Like in the shape of an 'm'?
You must be really bendy!
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 20, 2006
Like a curly straw!
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 20, 2006
There isn't supposed to be an "M" in tongue, but my fingers are clumsy--not dangerous weapons, either. 
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Dec 20, 2006
My feet are dangerous weapons... but only when my shoes are off...
*eats the cream pie, and picks the bullet from his left nostril*
Key: Complain about this post
Charlie the Unicorn's Chamber of Specific Explosions
- 8701: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Dec 16, 2006)
- 8702: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 17, 2006)
- 8703: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Dec 17, 2006)
- 8704: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 18, 2006)
- 8705: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 18, 2006)
- 8706: Vauxhaul Astra (Dec 18, 2006)
- 8707: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Dec 18, 2006)
- 8708: Vauxhaul Astra (Dec 18, 2006)
- 8709: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 18, 2006)
- 8710: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Dec 18, 2006)
- 8711: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 18, 2006)
- 8712: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 19, 2006)
- 8713: Vauxhaul Astra (Dec 19, 2006)
- 8714: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 19, 2006)
- 8715: Vauxhaul Astra (Dec 19, 2006)
- 8716: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 19, 2006)
- 8717: Vauxhaul Astra (Dec 19, 2006)
- 8718: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 20, 2006)
- 8719: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 20, 2006)
- 8720: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Dec 20, 2006)
More Conversations for The Masters of the Multi-Verse
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."