h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sure.

Nothing is sure except for TB's ambiguity and EC's evilness

It's not ambiguity, it's enigma, equivocacy, equivocality, equivocation, incertitude, inconclusiveness, indefiniteness, indeterminateness, tergiversation, uncertainty, unclearness and vagueness

Your current tag leaves me nervous. Because, naturally, I am THE ONE and therefore everything is about ME!


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moving on.........

There's another Jack, whom Ennis Del Mar would be mourning . But he would never be a researcher at Hootoo. especially since he's been dead since the early 1980s. And a fictional character at that.

Okay, pretend I'm not here.

That's what we always do Paul

I'm refering to the Jack I grew up with

Changing the subject totally are dogs supposed to snore unbelieveably loudly?

"That's what we always do, Paul" [EvilClaw]

That's a good line!

"Changing the subject totally are dogs supposed to snore unbelieveably loudly?" [Chronomanicmechanic]

Do dogs change the subject while they snore? I find that unbelievable, but by doing so I prove the point.

I dunno about all dogs, but this thing *points to Shona * snores extremely loudly

all my dogs snored... heck even my parents cats do

Did the cats snore (1.) from copying the dogs, (2.) to annoy the dogs,(3.) to compete with the dogs, (4.) so as not to feel left out (assuming all the humans also snored), or (5.) because it seemed like one of the house rules?

I think it seems like one of the house rules as my baby brother snores as does my father and my sister when she is with child

>>my baby brother snores as does my father and my sister when she is with child

Is that, your sister being with child, a very common occurance then?

Also I notice you didn't mention your snoring.

If you had to depend on people sensing their own snoring, you would not find a single snorer on the planet.

That's true although my girlfriend apologises to the point of irritation when I tell her she's been doing it!

Snoring that is

Whose irritation, yours or hers?

you told a woman she snores... I tried that once... never again

But then the woman in Question was the Guild Mistress of the Assassins' Guild

You know, telling everybody that Anthea snores may not have been the brightest thing you've ever done...especially if someone tells her

DO IT DO IT DO IT!