h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders if she can rig up a length of rope so that she can swing to the door without landing in the glop*

I never was any good at maths, wasn't there some formula for working out angles and distance and stuff?

*Finally manages to stand up as she nears the door. Throws two handfuls of gloop at Caer. *

It's now or never, Caer.

*Follows Lil and company.*

*gets the gloop full face* !

*finds the Wet Ones whilst rummaging for rope, wipes her face, then ties the rope around the rafter*

Hmmm..looks about the right lenght, sort of.

* takes a few steps back. cautiously. along the rafter then jumps down, grabs the rope hoping the momentum will carry her to the door*

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

*she folds her legs up under her, as she realises the rope is too long and slides through the gloop, sending waves up either side as she slides through on her posterior to the door*

*standing up she is covered, head to toe in gloop*

That's the second best Tarzan/Moses imitation I've ever seen

*overhears whisper and spends the next three days wondering who the heck did the best Tarzan/Moses impression and more importantly why did they do it *

*falls to her knees and realises she's been towing GL and GDZ*

*hears Garius's remark and tries to remember when Val Kilmer played Tarzan*

*shrugs loose of her encumbering friends, gets up and continues, now free of goop*

Would you say it was better than Brendan Frazier?

*all four arms have extended, all wielding a dustpan, frenetically paddling through the goo towards the door*

*arms retracted*

*starts rolling forward at high speed muttering something about getting a re-fill*

Refill? Blimey I think we need to be gone from here before the cleaning bot returns recharged and raring to go!

I agree, let's get outta here.

*realizes that she has kind of painted herself into a corner using the CLI umbrella for cover*

*carefully peeks over the rim of the umbrella*

*contemplates the massive amount of goo covering the floor*



*swiftly tilts the umbrella upside-down while simultaneously boarding it*

*holds her breath while waiting to see if the repelling force is strong enough to carry her weight as well as the umbrella's*

*Throws a handful of gloop at Titania*

Oi! That's not fair!

*struggles to maintain her balance, but fails*

*the umbrella flops over*

Is there anyone else who has not been slimed?

we are getting cleaned up and having in The Tunnels

I was being last out

I've been slimed three times at least

sorry

*suddenly comes back to her senses momentarily and finds herself in the cafe, gloop all over the floor, and with no snowzar in her hand*

Disarmed not harmed alarmed I'm charmed!

*Matina moves purposefully out of the room, through the back porch and back into the jungle, where it is now early afternoon*

*Waits for everyone to leave and then brings up the rear.*