h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought that CLI came into existence after the UFO crashed near the donut stall. Weren't you and Garius a salvage outfit to begin with?

*notices that a blue light on the desk has begun to blink*

Garius and I didn't officially make a company until after I established the Crater, to tell the truth.

See, the UFO crashed because of some waves being transmitted from an experimental time machine I was working on. I was only working on the time machine so that I could go to the future to learn what S30 would stand for since Joanna was refusing to let the Science Site Special (S3) series of donut continue. Anyway, just before the UFO crashed, Demon Drawer came from the future in a Delorean and told us what S30 would eventually stand for. I remember it like it were only yesterday....


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Ah, the memories....Too bad that TDV didn't live up to what I thought it would. Ah, well.

Dang it, my memory's faulty. I need more RAM.

Um....RAM's blood? Cause I drink it?

No....um....dang it, I can't think of anything, um....

Blame FACE! He did it!


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*deeply impressed* a Delorean, huh?

Time for I think

*gets out the things and gets brewing*

*rummages in her pockets*

Hmmm only seem to have Hovis Digestives, not terribly exciting.

*Notices the flashing light that Lil noticed*

Hmm....

You slashed ALL the cables, didn't you? Maybe that's a UPS warning light.

*Still napping*

I didn't do it mom, I swear! It wasn't me! I didn't feed the cat to the dog! It's not fair!

Should we let him keep sleep talking? We're trying to go unnoticed, and sleep talking can get loud during nightmares.

*prods GDZ*

*Startles awake, nearly hitting Caer*

Huh! What!

*Looks around confuzzled*

Nothing. Go back to sleep.

Wait, scratch that, stay awake.

*There is a thunderous "ptooey" sound as a multitude of characters spit out their PAG.*

So, here we are on Admin. Level 2. Or, should I say, something masquerading as Admin. Level 2, since we just came from a battle on Admin. Level 2, which we had to cross to get to that elevator so that we could get down to the mine. (And we needed to get down to the mine, so that IAN could lead us through the maze of tunnels to the Temple of the Guide, where we could be cured of our orchids).

Wait a minute...there's some fine print on that sign. It reads "Admin. Level 2" in large print, then below it, in tiny letters, it says "Coffee Machine Support". So...this level must be devoted to supporting the coffee machine on Admin. Level 2! No wonder it has the extra security - who could ever imagine Admin folks functioning at all without their coffee. I'm sure those shorted and cut cables will soon be having an effect upstairs.

*Thinks about the condition "upstairs" is now in.*

On the other hand, maybe not...


Sorry for the absence. Red Dog should be returning soon, too.

Yay!

I second that emotion!

We have a motion outside the adventure. All in favor?

Aye.

Sorry to interrupt. I just was dropping by in a burst of Nostalgia, at one point I was Moose, Chief Engineer of the space station as well as Grey Spectre of STUMPED. This place popped into my head after the new HHGG movie trailer came out. Just stopping by to say hello and see how things have been in the *checks watch* past 4 years or so.

Aye

Hello and welcome back, business continues pretty much as usual, considering its a CLI powered adventure!

*Glances at the first door in the row of doors. Written on the door is:
"Submarine Testing, Underwater Mechanical Performance Evaluation Division"*

Hmmmmm. There's something vaguely familiar about that.