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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Nov 2, 2004
*Jumps*
AHHHHH! Get it off!
*Ducks and pulls off the hand*
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Moe Kha Posted Nov 2, 2004
*By an amazing coincidence, Zomnker's third arrow strikes in exactly the same spot as the previous two. At just that moment the arrow stub from his first shot, which has ricoceted around the room, hits Moe in the opposite end of the arrow hole. The second arrow, still extending through Moe is simultaneously being hit on both ends. It breaks in the centre, with the two halves now making two new holes through Moe.
Moe falls to his knees. The scimitar drops from his hand. He looks up at Affy and sees the foot on his sword.*
You've taken my life, but you won't take MY sole.
*Moe collapses, dead.*
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Nov 2, 2004
*screams with disgust and horror*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Garius Lupus Posted Nov 2, 2004
*Has been following Lil around the walls. Jumps when she screams and look at her.*
Lil, these adventures are really taking their toll on you. You're aging prematurely. Why, that's the biggest liver spot I've seen on anybody!
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Witty Moniker Posted Nov 2, 2004
*Has just enough vision to see something pinkish and fleshy stuck to her thigh. She picks it off quickly with two fingers and flings it away.*
Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww!
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Toby Larone Posted Nov 2, 2004
*peers out at the mess*
Dang that wus Russ. I thought I recudnised that tune I think it maybe wus "Take Me To The Liver"
Har har har 
What do yew reckun Lindt ?
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Toby Larone Posted Nov 2, 2004
Nope Toby it wus definitely "she wus only sick spleen"
Whut do yew reckon Hersh ?
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Butch Cadbury Posted Nov 2, 2004
*Turns to Lady Godiva and whispers*
I think I just heard someone humming "Breaking up is hard to do"
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Lindt Eastwood Posted Nov 2, 2004
*kicks Hersh*
Hersh is paying a visit to Mr Snooze at the moment Toby.
I think that tune wuz "lung and winding road"
Har har har 
Whut's that smell ?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Nov 2, 2004
*Starts crawling to where the group is, stumbles upon Affy.*
Who is that?
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Nov 2, 2004
Yuck, I've stepped in something... I think it's... well I should have taken Zeppo out a while ago... whoever is behind me step carefully.
Funny how the fog is taking shapes, like clouds. I can see a walrus over there, and I could swear that's a leg in Zeppo's mouth.
/* Scrapes foot on floor */
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The Semisweet Kid Posted Nov 2, 2004
*Certain that the song was I Fall to Pieces, tries to say so but still has a mouth full of Type-ex. Comes to a filing cabinet against the wall, and tries to climb over the top knocking what might have been a potted plant over to the other side. *
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Afgncaap5 Posted Nov 3, 2004
*Examines his sword*
Until this foot creeps me out too much, I think that I'll use it as a kind of....kicking club.
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Coniraya Posted Nov 3, 2004
'Ere 'ere, what's this? An EAR! lame joke, but couldn't resist
Yeeeeeuuuuuuck!
*hurls the offending body part into the room*
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Nov 3, 2004
/* The ear lands near Zeppo who grabs it and brings it back to Caer */
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Nov 3, 2004
Oh, it's you Affy!
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Nov 3, 2004
*the potted plant rolls over the fingers of one hand and lands on her foot, and Lil stops screaming abruptly*
*she twirls the dial setting on the nanogun randomly, leans over the filing cabinet and shoots*
*hot black ink sprays like a fire hose out of the gun's nozzle*
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The Semisweet Kid Posted Nov 3, 2004
*The black ink counteracts the Type-Ex, and the Kid cusses like a Kerry supporter*
ing mother!
*Shoves hard against the filing cabinet. It starts to topple.*
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Coniraya Posted Nov 4, 2004
*Zeppo drops the ear at her feet*
Oh, um, how lovely of you Zeppo
*scratches him behind the ears and does her best to ignore the one on the floor*
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Nov 4, 2004
/* The cursing has the effect of thickening the fog. */
/* Delighted to have served well, Zeppo turns back into the fog and uses his sense of smell to retrieve the pig's ear that Witty gave him. */
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- 441: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Nov 2, 2004)
- 442: Moe Kha (Nov 2, 2004)
- 443: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Nov 2, 2004)
- 444: Garius Lupus (Nov 2, 2004)
- 445: Witty Moniker (Nov 2, 2004)
- 446: Toby Larone (Nov 2, 2004)
- 447: Toby Larone (Nov 2, 2004)
- 448: Butch Cadbury (Nov 2, 2004)
- 449: Lindt Eastwood (Nov 2, 2004)
- 450: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Nov 2, 2004)
- 451: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Nov 2, 2004)
- 452: The Semisweet Kid (Nov 2, 2004)
- 453: Afgncaap5 (Nov 3, 2004)
- 454: Coniraya (Nov 3, 2004)
- 455: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Nov 3, 2004)
- 456: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Nov 3, 2004)
- 457: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Nov 3, 2004)
- 458: The Semisweet Kid (Nov 3, 2004)
- 459: Coniraya (Nov 4, 2004)
- 460: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Nov 4, 2004)
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