M2M2 - 'Wish you were queer'

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This is the list of people mentioned in the 'Wish you were queer' game. It includes notable straight people - ideally celebrities and other people we all know - who members of M2M2 (h2g2's Lesbigay community) fancy, lust over, dream about, want to take home with them etc. They've been put in alphabetical order so you can easily find your celebrity crush if he/she's already been mentioned - if not, follow the link below to add them and they might get put in!

Gay Them Up

However, if your crush happens to be LGBT, please note there's already a game for people who are just that little bit more available - 'Great Gays' - follow this link to add them to that list:

Gay Me Up

or use this link to see the list.

Our Great Gays


Ben Affleck

Casey Affleck (Ben's brother)

Andre Agassi

Damon Albarn

David Anders

Gillian Anderson

Peter Andre

Australian cricket team (various members)


Larry Bagby III (Larry in 'Buffy')

Sean Bean

Chester Bennington (lead singer of Linkin Park)

Amber Benson (Tara in 'Buffy')1

Robert Beltran (Chakotay in 'Star Trek: Voyager')

Kim Betts (Lightning in 'Gladiators')

Gael García Bernal

Claudia Black (Aeryn in 'Farscape')

Orlando Bloom

Helena Bonham Carter

David Boreanez

Billy Boyd

Bruce Boxleitner

Leah Bracknell (Zoe in 'Emmerdale')

Luisa Bradshaw White (Lisa in 'Holby City')

Nicholas Brendon (Xander in 'Buffy')

Jeff Bridges

Ben Browder (Commander John Crichton in 'Farscape')


Scott Caan (son of James)

Julian Casablancas (from The Strokes)

Neve Campbell

Melanie Chisholm (formerly Sporty Spice)

Andrea Corr

Emily Corrie (Sooz in 'As If')

Christina Cox

Courtney Cox Arquette

Tom Cruise

Jamie Cullum (jazz musician)

Tim Curry


Timothy Dalton

Matt Damon

Alex Dimitriades (from 'Head On')

Shannon Doherty (from 'Beverley Hills 90210')

Tim Draxl (actor, singer, cabaret artist)

Marc Ducascos

Robert Duncan McNeill (Tom Paris in 'Star Trek: Voyager')

Kirsten Dunst

Fred Durst

Eliza Dushku (Faith in 'Buffy')

Clea DuVall


Gigi Edgley (Chiana in 'Farscape')

Charlie Estevez (brother of Emilio2)

Emilio Estevez

Chris Evans (American actor)


Terry Farrell (Jadzia Dax in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine')

Joseph Fiennes

Ralph Fiennes

Stephen Fleming (captain of New Zealand cricket team)

Harrison Ford

Jodie Foster

Jonathan Frakes


Seth Green (Oz in 'Buffy')

Heather Graham

Rupert Graves

Angela Griffin (used to be in 'Casualty')

Ciaran Griffiths (from 'The Bill')


Jill Halfpenny (Kate Mitchell in 'Eastenders')

Alyson Hannigan (Willow in 'Buffy')

Polly Jean Harvey

Rutger Hauer

Keeley Hawes

Salma Hayek

Tina Hobley

Chrissie Hynde


Natalie Imbruglia

Jeremy Irons


Alex James

Melissa Joan Hart

Angelina Jolie


Greg Kinnear

Dervla Kirwin

Kevin Kline

Brian Krause (Leo Wyatt in 'Charmed' and the brother of Peter Krause)

Peter Krause (Nate Fisher in 'Six Feet Under')


Bruno Langley (Todd Grimshaw in 'Coronation Street', Adam Mitchell in 'Doctor Who')

Jude Law

Lucy Lawless (from 'Xena')

Nigella Lawson

Heath Ledger

Jason Lee

Tommy Lee Jones

Adam Levine (lead singer of Maroon 5)

Evangeline Lilly (Kate in 'Lost')

Andrew Lincoln

Gary Lineker

Karina Lombard (Marina in 'The L Word')


Matthew Macfayden (Tom Quinn in 'Spooks')

Toby MacGuire

Lesley Manville

James Marsters (Spike in 'Buffy')

James McAvoy (Simon Balcairn in 'Bright Young Things')

Davina McCall

Ally McCoist

Patrick McGuiness (Paddy in 'Phoenix Nights' and 'Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere')

Julian McMahon (Cole Turner in 'Charmed')

Kate Moennig (Shane in 'The L Word')

Alanis Morissette

Demi Moore

Viggo Mortensen

Samantha Morton

Kate Mulgrew (Captain Janeway in 'Star Trek: Voyager')

Chad Michael Murray


Sam Neill


Renee O'Conner

Dermot O'Leary

Philip Olivier (from 'Brookside' and 'The Games' [2005])

Mark Owen

Dana Owens3

David Oyelowo (Danny in 'Spooks')


Guy Pearce

Ron Perlman

Pauley Perrette (Abby in 'NCIS')

Matthew Perry


Jada Pinkett

Brad Pitt

Franka Potente (Lola in 'Run Lola Run')


Dennis Quaid


Alan Rickman

Diana Rigg

Kelly Ripa

Natalie Robb (Jude in 'Doctors')

Axl Rose

Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor in 'Smallville')

Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine in 'Star Trek: Voyager')

Jack Ryder (Jamie Mitchell in 'Eastenders')

Winona Ryder


Susan Sarandon

Marat Safin

Simon Schama

Liev Schreiber (Raymond Shaw in 'The Manchurian Candidate' [2004])

Tom Selleck

Charlie Sheen

Jeremy Sheffield (ballet dancer, love interest in Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn' video, Dr. Alex Adams in 'Holby City')

Matt Shirvington (sprinter)

John Simm (Sam Tyler in 'Life On Mars', the Master in 'Doctor Who')

Christian Slater

Kerr Smith (Jack in 'Dawson's Creek')

Britney Spears

Lucy Speed (Natalie Evans, née Price, in 'Eastenders')

Sharleen Spiteri (lead singer with Texas)

Rachel Stirling

Meryl Streep

Kiefer Sutherland


Amanda Tapping (Major Sam Carter in 'Stargate SG1')

Courtney Taylor

David Tennant (Tenth Doctor in 'Doctor Who')

Jamie Theakston

Stuart Townsend

Connor Trinneer (Trip from 'Enterprise')


Suzanne Vega


Sigourney Weaver

Robbie Williams

Elijah Wood

Michael Wood (TV historian)


Chris Young (Glaswegian in 'Diy SOS')

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1Query submitted that she could actually be LGBT - possible removal in future?2Otherwise known as Charlie Sheen3Real name of Queen Latifah

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