h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Sultandude's grin relaxing, smoothed out as he reaches the utmost stage of relaxation - *

*Titania tip toes out of room closing door behind her*

* awakens from his loooooooooooooooooooooooong *
Thinks-Where am I?-Rip van Winkle eat your heart out-Now I remember, where is the lovely Titania?-

*floating in*

Ready for another round of massage, Mr Sultandude?

"Right on lovely lady, let's get physical."

Well, Mr Sultandude, you already seem relaxed enough, so maybe you'd like to have a foot massage? With a pedicure first?

"Thrice YES! dear lady."

Would you please move over to this deck chair over here, sir - and would you like something to drink? ?

*starts preparing a foot bath*

"A would be wonderful."


BTW in case you don't read the other thread h2g2 a gogo now lives here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U171372 can you have a look and tell me what you think. It's still under construction

I'll have a look....

*places an ice bucket with a bottle of on small table next to deck chair, pours Sultandude a Y*

*gently puts Sultandude's feet into big bowl of hot water (not too hot) with lemon scented foot salt*

*since Sultandude's feet are now very soft indeed, Titania starts cutting the nails and peeling off hardended skin*

*pushes the bowl aside, pours a bit of eucalyptus/peppermint cream into her hands, and starts giving Sultandude a thorough foot massage*