h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

E, make that another IWAiaIWAiaIWA please. We've just found the other you.

Hooray!

The other me's not lost!

I wonder what she was doing wandering round there...and I wonder how I'm going to cope with 3 of me...

Oh well...I suppose that's more help for Joanna at the stall... Or else I've got plenty of stunt doubles for things...

Like jumping off of mountains, jumping from a bus about to crash into a wall to a bus that's on fire, or attempting to eat seventeen live pirhanhas?

We could always use that potion that the sherpas have. I still want that recipe for my book of lore.

*the 2nd E walks out from the woods*

E2: I've bet you've been complaining about how you're not going to be able to cope with 3 of us...

E1: Of course not...what makes you say that...?

E2: Oh come on, you can't lie to yourself... I've been thinking exactly the same things...

E1: This is going to be nothing but trouble, I'm sure...

E2: Yeah, but think of all the fun we could have...

*both E's start grinning mischeviously*

*Starship Smallcy lands infront of the donut stall. BigC climbs in, and out again with a holographical device. He activates it, after placing it on a rock, and then heads back up to GN18L in the Smallcy*
As owner of the most scientifically advanced Space Station in the Known Universe, I do believe I have the right to introduce it to the world of h2g2. It is soon to be completing teleportation preparations on the ground, and I am looking for people to work on the 'station on a pretty permanent basis, to serve visitors and generally enjoy themselves. Many advantages. Please apply to BigC as soon as possible

I think I've been in around 1,000 conversations at least, so is there about 1,000 of me?
No wonder I'm on H2G2 a lot!

Oh my...I never considered all those me's...then again...they were probably the me that was serving donuts at the donut stall...

I expect so, my old friend.

That's OK then...

*both E's sigh with relief*



(old?)

I've known you since Christmas, so you are therefore an old, treasured friend regardless of age.

That's OK then...

I had no idea I'd known you that long...

Well, that was roughly when you arriveed - although I wasn't back online until mid-January...
Okay, so since January, then. Still, an Old friend.

Aww...ta...

*looks around*

You know, now that we've climbed it, I think that this mountain actually looks smaller.

Hopefully that's not because we'd caused the sand on the top run into the sea...

There wasn't a great big hole in the sides when we started up, was there??? Hang on... what happened to those invisible JCBs????

*DD is walking along the beach*

Ow!!

I think I've found one.

Okay then - who is responsible for the JCBing? It can't be us as we've been climbing up it... And surely it is somewhat dangerous to remove lots of sand from the side of a mountain.....?

*Reaches into backpack and pulls out a t-shirt. Puts it on, then faces everyone. The front of the t-shirt has a drawing of Mt. SandEverest and says: I CLIMBED MT. SANDEVEREST. Pulls more t-shirts from backpack and hands one to each climber.*


I had these made in anticipation of our success

*DD grabs a t-shirt*

Cool I think we should get everyone together for another group photo.