h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WEll, if I run away fast enough, hopefully the collapsing mountain will be Somebody Else's Problem, and not effect any of us....

But I doubt that.

*Runs faster after noticing a 40-ton Affy-containing snowball bearing down on him. Dodges to the right. Snowball passes and plunges into the water, sending a huge wave over Mt. SandEverest. The water stabilzes the sand and stops the impending disaster.*

Phew, that was close.

*Looks back at the mountain and sees a sopping wet, enraged, ax-weilding Guru, followed by a pack of snarling rabbits, all running towards the group with death in their eyes.*

*Starts running again.*

*Stops staring and starts running too.*

I've heard bad things about those rabbits...

Only *heard* bad things...?!?

Luckily only heard... Don't know what would've happened if I'd actually seen them deading BB... *runs faster*

You don't think it was the rabbits and their warren that caused the gigantic hole in the side of the Mountain, just to make us all deaded?!?!?!?!?

Good point... I wonder what they have against us... Perhaps they didn't like that the mountain was suddenly build on their homes??
Or they just like being evil...

I think they just like being evil. Afterall, if it wasn't for us building the mountain they wouldn't have a home. They didn't exist here before the mountain...

Perhaps they didn't want to exist??

In that case, why are they killing us and not themselves?

*The rabbits stop, mid-hop and look quizically at each other. Their stillness lasts for a half-second, they shake their heads and continue their pursuit. The Guru notices himself starting to dry and begins to reflect upon the nature of water molecules. A few minutes later, he notices himself running with an ax and can't remember why. He stops and sits on a piece of driftwood and watches the water dry on his toes.*

That's a very good question - what is going to happen to the Guru if we let the rabbits collapse the mountain? We have to do something!?!!?!

Perhaps he could be employed by the donut stall, or possibly we could just let him do his guru stuff on the beach. Give him a stall so he can enlighten others (for an appropriate fee )

I think if we could somehow dispose of these rabbits, which are gaining, BTW, then the mountain should stabilize and the Guru can continue to live there. Of course, he could also have a stand on the beach too, if he wanted.

So in other words, we're to go on a rabbit hunt....
That sounds very dangerous, but I don't think we have any choice.

Catch the Wabbit, catch the Wabbit

Well, we shouldn't have too much trouble finding them.

*Glances over shoulder. Sees, very close behind now, sun glinting off many pairs of sharp front teeth.*

I suggest we think of something soon.

I've thought of something - nuclear bombs. That'll solve the problem. Or myxamatosis. Disease the critters to death.

You really know how to hold a grudge against a rabbit don't you...

He started it!
Besides, the rabbit's endangering us all, and the Doughnut stall. If we do not do something about it, we're all dead.