h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're welcome...
...can't *quite* remember what for though...
(you did ask for it really, DE, didn't you.)

Hello world... How are you all this fine evening?

Seem to be fine dispite another smylpost. As I won't be here for lunch tomorrow, can I have a Victoria Plum Jam Doughnut now please.

As people keep pointing out, I can't remember

I could worry about that...but thankfully my surnames not "Plum".

Let's see if I can make it three smylposts in a row. Then if I do I'll just have to ask DE if that is some sort of record to be invovled in three consecutive smylposts in the same forum. I reckon the font of all wisdom smlypost is probably at this very moment posting here to make some salient point or purchase another doughnut. Lets go and see.

*screams*
*remembers perfectly well why*
*knows that people don't forget when they've been cursed*

...*meekly*...sorry...

Have a donut, E
Just after most every forum in my top 10 suddenly can't remember anything... 5 mins and the joke wears thin...
*eats IWA*

*E has a chocolate orange donut.*
Thanks Joanna.

*Materializes out of nowhere*

Hey, the UFO had a materialization machine!!! I fixed it up, and built it into my watch, so I only have to walk up and down this mountain for excercise!!!

*Looks around proudly*

Oh, I see Gary (Garius Lupus) was here. Hello Garius. So, Joanna, did you get a close enough look at the gun? Oh, I also need thirty tons of Mobius Strip doughnuts delivered to the crater. Can I have an S17 and Jam doughnut for the road?

~Afgncaap5, The Procrastinating Holistic Detective

You can have an S17 and a jam donut, but I'm afraid you'll have to make do with only 5 tons of Mobius strip donuts... Theres a limit to the amount of stock I can get up here....

It's not all my fault, other people keep bringing tthe subject up

I'm not falling for it DE...I am *not giong to say "what subject?" I am not...

Okay, I can make do with only 5 tons. Can you deliver it over?

*Begins tinkering on time machine wristwatch while waiting for reply*

Good. You know how Joanna is with curses. And remember that is for my use as well

*you're* the one with the materialisation machine...

It's OK Joanna, I know where the crater is...I'll take them...

DE...please don't scare me...

Well that's a good point. However, I'd need the whole materialization machine here. This watch is just an outlet. One person kind of thing. However, because of the safety lock, I could bring the main machine here. Would you mind?

*Prays that the curse is not placed upon him*

The donuts are at the crater now, so I'd better not have lugged them over there for nothing...