h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, seriously, it's broken!

*Points gun at window. Pushes trigger*

See, nothing! Watch, I'll even look into the barrel and push the button.

*Starts, but thinks better of it*

With my luck, lately, maybe I shouldn't. Can I have another Mobius strip donut, please?

Hands over S16. This evening's surprise donut is a Gorgeous Galaxy, ring donut, with dark chocolate icing, and a white chocolate lattice, sprinkled with edible glitter (and yes, that does exist, I've seen it)

Wow! Try saying all that three times fast! (No, don't.) Thanks for the donut. Here, Joanna, take a look at this plasma blaster. Think the Bond movie could use it?

*Begins fiddling with wrist watch again*

Thats right... give it to me...

I'm wowed by your amazing selection, Joanna. Please may I have Mobius Strip?

I love topology. I hope to own a Klein bottle coffee mug someday.

http://www.kleinbottle.com/

Oh, and
U110494 is the place to be.

*hands over Mobius Strip donut*
I want a kleinbottle, too... I saw that site, its cool
Thanks for stopping by, now Eat and Enjoy!

*eats the donut, but it only fills him up in two dimensions instead of 3*

If anyone is still serving I'll have a S16 I've just finished that application form and it's now 1:18 am. And I've got work in the morning but for now I need sugar!!!

hey Joanna, I'm going to have to order another 15067 Mobius Strips, please

Hi tyran, I think Joanna's gone for the evening and forgotten to leave up the self service sign. See if she has left any Mobius Strips around I doubt there'll be enough to meet your order though.

Thanks, DD

*searches under doormat and finds master key*

ah, i guess i can just moosy on down to the kitchen and bake some

*clicks on AUTOMATIC MOEBIUS STRIP DOUGHNUT BAKER button... doughnuts fly out of the oven*

there we go

*slaps virtual check down on the counter and replaces key under the doormat*

Ah so that's where she keeps it.

Always the last place you look

I'm wowed by your amazing selection, Joanna. Please may I have a luxury lime mobius strip one?

*mouth waters in anticipation*

yumm yum

span

*hands over donut to Spanner Grrl*
*hides the key somewhere different*
*leaves Jam Donut on counter for BS*
*puts out SELF SERVICE SIGN*

*As usual BS ambles through and picks up his regular breakfast doughnut*
Leaves a for the thoughtful donut stall owner.

*looks around to see if anyone's there, but no*
*leaves an order for lunchtime*

Hi Joanna, could I have a "Death by Donut" for lunchtime please.
Thanks,
Croz

*removes self service sign and waits for a customer, whilst eating a strawberry donut*

I'd love a donut, Joanna. Please can I have a Brie Donut.

*hands over Brie Donut*
although why people want cheese donuts is a bit beyond me, I think I'm going to have to start selling them officially.
Eat and enjoy, Cakewalker, and thanks for stopping by