h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you're sure the materialisation machine is safe, then you're welcome to bring it up here... make life much easier for my suppliers

Goodnight/whatever-time-you're-on everyone

Rats... I'm late again... ah well

*looks for key under doormat, but finds it missing*

*checks flowerpot, not there either*

*not on doorframe/ windowframe/ usual key-hiding places*

*goes home to fetch skeleton key

*comes back with skeleton key*

*fires up oven and orders another batch of Moebius strips*

*slaps virtual check on counter and finds hidden key (I'll keep your secret this time Joanna)*

*walks out with doughnuts and locks the door behind him*

thanks that was extra scrummy

mmmmmmmm

span

*looks on floor and finds a key with a skull motif on it*


I wonder who this belongs to?


*Hands key in at the Lost Property Office http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=38449 *

Good morning world
*leaves Jam donut for BS*
Tyran, please don't cook donuts, I do always leave lots out, but its dangerous and I'm only insured for Eomando and I to use the cookers.
*leaves up SELF SERVICE sign*

*Having had a hard time trying to do anything constructive over the modem last night BS is relieved to be back on a network. Picks up doughnut and goes to catch up on all the fora that took so long to load last night that he only managed 2 posts in an hour!*

*DD sneaks in for a sneaky Brunch doughnut*

*Helps himself to a Blackberry and Apple Jam Doughnut*

In about 8 hours time I'm looking at that flat. See y'all later.

For your eating pleasure, this stall has been moved to
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=38460&forum=26840
Please get your donuts there
Joanna

OK