A Conversation for Laboratory 18
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Khamsin Posted Mar 5, 2004
ok then Geddon, if you find anything useful contact me via my Palm top... I better go check things out..
*grabs a piece of 
and leaves*
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AK - fancy that! Posted Mar 6, 2004
You asked for a report about by genetics lab?
when...
anyway all I've done is made little biological nanobots. a couple of them are following me aroudn for testing.
I also got some were-blood to see how its DNA to that of a noraml person.. to see if there's anything "about" silver in it.
And then, you know, normal genetics stuff...
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Mar 7, 2004
I still think a proper audit is in order!
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AK - fancy that! Posted Mar 7, 2004
I barely even know what an audit is, much less how to respodn to that.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 7, 2004
Has anyone got any hypothetical ideas as to how I could, hypotheticaly, make BLT suffer pain and torment unkown outside the very pits of Hell? Hypotheticaly speaking of course 
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Mar 7, 2004
An audit is the process whereby you open up ALL of the paperwork from your lab, and Khamsin and I make sure that the work has been carried out to satisfactory standards. In RL the worst audit to pass is that from the US Foodand Drug administration (FDA) Kamsin and I Make the FDA Look slipshod. BTW The main lab and Lab 18 Carry exemption certificates.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 7, 2004
meaning you chaced away the last auditors i sent in...
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AK - fancy that! Posted Mar 7, 2004
I should like to "obtain" one of those certificates.
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Mar 7, 2004
..on the contrary. Financial regulation has nothing to do with the audit we are to undertake in the genetic lab.
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AK - fancy that! Posted Mar 7, 2004
Or, btw, if you wanted BLT to burn in Hell jsut take him there; me and Wonko and HDS and others will take care of the dirty work: U251224
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Mar 7, 2004
Ak how financially solvent are you...
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AK - fancy that! Posted Mar 7, 2004
But what if none of the "paperwork" is on paper? does it still count?
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AK - fancy that! Posted Mar 7, 2004
financially solvent? what's that supposed to mean!?
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Mar 7, 2004
21CFRpart 11 allows us to audit computer records. if it's in oyur head, there's always the rack......
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Mar 14, 2004
For the sake of continuity
*Takes delivery of a cardboard tube, on the outside,a label that states "Portable door - full instructions inside*
Also letter
Dear Geddon
Please find item as requested in payment for your services, please note that this is a unique item.
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Mar 22, 2004
*Grabs a 
and and puts the final touches to a safety presenation while I wait for Khamsin*
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- 161: Khamsin (Mar 5, 2004)
- 162: AK - fancy that! (Mar 6, 2004)
- 163: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Mar 7, 2004)
- 164: AK - fancy that! (Mar 7, 2004)
- 165: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 7, 2004)
- 166: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Mar 7, 2004)
- 167: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 7, 2004)
- 168: AK - fancy that! (Mar 7, 2004)
- 169: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Mar 7, 2004)
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