A Conversation for Laboratory 18
Lab Tea room
Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Sep 28, 2004
*concerned voice* Does the poor duck have a hang over, or did he just not sleep very well last night. *turns to Geddon* he looks in dire need of a cup of tea.
Lab Tea room
Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Sep 28, 2004
*Puts tea in dish for the duck, and waits to see if it perks up.*
Lab Tea room
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 29, 2004
*duck looks up at Geddon wondering if it should swim in the dish or drink it*
Lab Tea room
Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Sep 29, 2004
the Duck might feel better once it's had a nice reviving cup of tea, that guaranteed cure for all ills.
Lab Tea room
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 29, 2004
*duck colapses into the tea*
Lab Tea room
Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Sep 29, 2004
Ooops. Is there a vet anywhere in the building or near by? I don't know what to do with poorly tortoises.
Lab Tea room
Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Sep 30, 2004
*Syringes tea down the Ducks throat. In a few minutes, the duck revives, bows to geddon and leaves*
Lab Tea room
Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 3, 2004
grabs crews gun, then sprints after the rat
Lab Tea room
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 3, 2004
Rosemary to ducks room and torture chamber. we have the rat. I repeat we have the rat
Lab Tea room
Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Oct 3, 2004
Please organise its immediate removal, as it upsets the labtech elves.
Lab Tea room
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 3, 2004
dont worry its in the torture chamber right now...we're just waiting for it to come round. I do apologise for the disturbance
Lab Tea room
Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 3, 2004
It's a slippery little thing but made a fatal error when it assumed what I drank
Lab Tea room
mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing Posted Oct 12, 2004
can we get gin on free vend please, I'm beginning to sober up and the experience is unnerving.
How can I be expected to be creative in an atmosphere devoid of Juniper flavoured spirits?
I might have to resort to drinking HPLC buffer!
phosphatey! (UK spelling) with a hint of MeOH (~5%).
Anyone sen a small black amorphous lump with teeth? 
I turned round to take one little sip of 
and the little 
rd got away.
Last seen chasing a one legged janitor down the corridor (well he had two legs at the start but it caught him once). I've set a trap with raw meat outside lab 18, it's drugged so no pilfering to make a curry!
Lab Tea room
Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 12, 2004
regrets I haven't seen a small black amorphous lump. Do you want Gordans or tesco value-as consumed by certain members of my kitchen?
Lab Tea room
mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing Posted Oct 12, 2004
Same effect,
different price...
Go for volume!
Lab Tea room
Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 12, 2004
Right. Magically produces 10 bottles of value gin "Ingredients: Water, alcohol, flavourings*
Lab Tea room
mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing Posted Oct 13, 2004
...mad boffin sets up I.V....
"good, everything out of focus again! two of everything ... all is as it should be!
Must catch that black toothy bting thing (and it's twin)then I'll climb kilimanjaro, both peaks. (homage to python)
Lab Tea room
mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing Posted Oct 13, 2004
...noise outside lab...
munch, munch, slurp...
twang! swing, clunk.....growl growl
GOTCHA! It's medical experiments for you my little beauty.
The black bitey thing has been recaptured it is now safe to re-enter the lab.
Lab Tea room
Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Oct 13, 2004
*Instructs labtech elves to remove ALL alcoholic beverages from the TEA ROOM.*
The guild bar is the only place where such items belong! By the way I do not recollect either of you being given access to the Lab18 facilities. (NO the general lab pass does not work).
Lab Tea room
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 13, 2004
Oh come on Geddon, you must get kinda lonely locked in your lab all the time... alone...
with the dripping water pipe and the door that creeks
Key: Complain about this post
Lab Tea room
- 201: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Sep 28, 2004)
- 202: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Sep 28, 2004)
- 203: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 29, 2004)
- 204: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Sep 29, 2004)
- 205: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 29, 2004)
- 206: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Sep 29, 2004)
- 207: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Sep 30, 2004)
- 208: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 3, 2004)
- 209: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 3, 2004)
- 210: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Oct 3, 2004)
- 211: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 3, 2004)
- 212: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 3, 2004)
- 213: mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing (Oct 12, 2004)
- 214: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 12, 2004)
- 215: mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing (Oct 12, 2004)
- 216: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 12, 2004)
- 217: mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing (Oct 13, 2004)
- 218: mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing (Oct 13, 2004)
- 219: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Oct 13, 2004)
- 220: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 13, 2004)
More Conversations for Laboratory 18
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."