A Conversation for Laboratory 18

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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan)

This is where items for anaysis are brought in for analysis. Most people especially non-chemists do not get beyond this point. This is nominally for their own health and safety. Actually it's to prevent well-meaning amateurs twiddling with bits of kit that they don't undersatnd.

If you have anything for us to analyse, please leave it here and we will post the results.


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Post 2

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*puts in a small silver dager and attaches a note *check blood on dager tip please*


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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan)

Anthea,
I assume it's not your blood, as your particular blood chemistry could play havoc with my instruments. Any clues would be useful, or we may have to institite the infamous Analytical request form.


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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

no its not my blood...
i found the dager in the grounds... so i would like it fingerprinted to give to the owner...
and the blood should mach someones in the medical records...

once you have any results i wish to know
it could be importent


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Post 5

Khamsin


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Post 6

Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan)

*Leaves note on whitebourd on reception wall*

"Dr Anthea, please ring the bell, I have some information regarding the object you left for analysis."


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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*rings bell*
smiley - musicalnote


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Post 8

Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan)

*Walks into reception*
Ah There you are Anthea,
Unfortunately your,ahem, unique physiology rendered any attempt to do fingerprint analysis void.
however, good news on the blood- Group A+ with a side order of paranoia, it looks as if someone may have tried to cash in on the Jordan contract. Looks a bit messy, might be an idea to ask Joe if he's had anyone in for treatment for a flesh wound. I'd go and ask him, but I don't think he's talking to me after the chocolate incident


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Post 9

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - smiley
well isent that interesting...

thank you very much
why are thefinger prints un able to be analised?...


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Post 10

Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan)

The mutual effect that you and silver have on each other scoured the surface of the handle, so much so that I've had to put one of my elves to bed with a very sick headache. He should be alright by morning


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Post 11

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

oh...
sorry...
must get some new gloves to stop me acedently coming into contact with the stuff


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Post 12

Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan)

I've got some special PPE somewhere that may do the tricksmiley - smiley I'll dig it out tomorrow for a star


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Post 13

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

very well...
i ment to give you one for getting this place up and running anyway
so i will add them both tommorow


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Post 14

Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan)

until tomorrow, then
Please excuse me, I have to lock the door, as I need some kip, up @ 6 for RL job


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Post 15

Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan)

*Wipes whiteboard clean*
Leaves a note for Dr Anthea to contact lab18 tomorrow if she's feeling better.
Closes door and heads off for some much needed Kip.


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Post 16

Wøñkø

*message comes in from the antimagic room*


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Post 17

Wøñkø

[found strange white orb in some caves in the forest. the caves have few features, but this was down in a watery bit next to main route through. the cave seems a bit magical, so i brought it in here.
it's about the size of a fist, maybe a bit bigger, and has a little black spot on one side. like a grenade, but not heavy enough. it's covered in mud so i've washed and i'm about to mess around with the black spot. if nothing happens i'll break it open.]


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Post 18

Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan)

Let me stick some instruments on it first, before you do anything rash. If I clear it for radiation, contact poisons, and other assorted nasties, You can have it back and do what you like with it.smiley - ok


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Post 19

Wøñkø

i washed it off in the antimagic room.

and that was 22 hours ago.


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Post 20

Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan)

Are you sure it was clean without having it tested?


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