h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

is that a big problem with the modern whitewash?

yep! they just make the same quality any more and the turnips hate the new stuff, so custard powder fools them

so long as they don't see you mixing them together....

trust me on this

that's why keep the shed door shut

almost had my finger off they did...
and after all the effort i took bringing them into the world....

ar but, you were just learning at the timedon't forget, guinea pigs are cute - but 2 big teeth bite hard

aye that they do

I had one as a kidbut she never bit me

lucky devil
I had hamsters.... they bite quite often if your not careful

us Animal's stick together

we have a friend that we call gerbil, should probably add him to the group.... he'd hate that

a cool nickname


I knew a guy who was "called" ewokfrom star wars (he was massive in size)

my friend's nickname is "crazy harry" another character from the muppets like meand as I had mine tattooed on my arm as you knowhe had that put on his at the same timeinc' a picture

well you know what they say, great minds think alike... and fools seldom differ

he thought he was a fool, but not in the same league

well! the turnips have survived the url change with no side effetcs

I do now wonder what paxo means.

Dr Anthea was an expert on turnips
She trained me well!
But never mentioned that paxo covered them and

It is just that your first post on this thread says not to mention paxo, in order to not upset the Turnips. I wondered why.