A Conversation for The h2g2 Fools' Guild

The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 1

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Now that hootoo is saved, the turnips can come out of protective hibernation and have they're own area of the Fools Guild to roam freely in.

Remember to lock the outbuilding where their main food supply is kept - whitewash, otherwise they'll get too fat.


DON'T say the word "paxo" you don't want to get them angry and that's an health warning to you also.
It is also advisable to stay behind the safety fence unless trained in the upkeep of turnips


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 2

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

awww how sweet...


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 3

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

you were the one who brought the turnips into beingsmiley - hug
and now! they are immortalised within the hallowed grounds of the Fools Guildsmiley - smiley


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 4

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - laugh
well I had to do something as a fool!
prithee nuncle smiley - winkeye


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 5

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

so true! and a truly Fools Guild gesturesmiley - smiley


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 6

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - laugh
well I didn't expect whitewashed turnips to catch on quite so well


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 7

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

1 - you ain't lived then
2 - I know genius when I see it
3 - and I'm chuffed that Joe C handed the Fools Guild over to me, or it might might not have survived otherwise and then the turnips wouldn't be heresmiley - sadface


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 8

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - biggrin I'm glad that he did too


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 9

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

there's only you, Kat and me. Kat's great in the Sheeps roomsmiley - hugand your a master with the turnipssmiley - smiley


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 10

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

well I'm an old hand at this game smiley - winkeye
it's because of the assassins this place got set up i think
smiley - laugh

It's a shame Joe couldn't stick aroumd, but I'm glad you took the helm


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 11

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I didn't know him all that longsmiley - sadfacewhen I'd joined hootoo and for him to pass it over, I was chuffedsmiley - smiley
so I don't know why he packed in, hopefully though work and not an health problem


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 12

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

I'm sure he had his reasons smiley - smiley
he's one of the two friends off here that came to my wedding smiley - biggrin

but before we start to reminisce too much
I think you need a new bucket of whitewash


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 13

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

some on ordersmiley - smileyfound a new stockist, better quality


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 14

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Ah all right, well I'm currently breeding some radishes that drink pottery glaze, but only lead free


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 15

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

saves pouring the waste down the drainsmiley - smiley


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 16

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

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Turnip quarters now added to joining threadsmiley - smiley


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 17

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Yay smiley - magic


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 18

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the new batch's of whitewash has a small amount of custard powder addedsmiley - smileynot for the taste, but they go for the colour


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 19

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - laugh well that will be interesting,


The Turnips Quarters - shhh! when they're feeding

Post 20

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

it makes sure there's no wastagesmiley - smiley


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