h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh joy cometh, but there's a claushe won't pay bills

I have a sanity clauseI must NOT become sane

even santa is hard up this season methinks
too much eating of mincepies and sherry

works one day per yearit's a wonder they don't make him redundant

worse than some of the polititions that is!

I say! this IS the Fools Guild you know

I'd have had Guy Fawkes join us with no problem

happy nose picking week folks

only if he keeps his hands off me turnips!

they've no idea, there's not even a thumb on their mittens

Annual Fools Guild Dinner - Dance cancelled due to pie and peas ain't come

No pie n peas...
a cross fool is no laughing matter

last info was that they were passing through Potters Bar ?

Potters bar?
that sounds like an interesting if not entererly clean place

http://www.pottersbar.org/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potters_Bar

this Potters bar

thats much less interesting


getting me all excited like that!

a cool idea though, make a pot, fire it, fill it with ale and drink away

oh well! the 7,995,345th annual reunion dinner is cancelled againlack of fools - damn this recession!!!

2013 - begone foul serious demented year and may the squadrons of Fools once more flourish amongst the many rooms that be "The Fools Guild" in the year of 2014 and beyond

it be now 2014 - The Fools Guild is open for new membersnever been shut hatually

A new training area that has been in development for a while now, and having been recently finalised has now been constructed, tested and commissioned (by an independent organisation) is therefore now fully operational and under computerised control

You will notice! that the training ground isn't shown within any of the Fools Guild areas, again! this is intentional, in weeding out the chaff from the wheat, as WE in the Fools Guild set high standards of foolery and only the top 20% will pass and qualify for fool membership.

Awareness and vigilance must be at all times a top priority when entering the Fools Guild Training Ground, as some of it's area's are mined with heat sensitive or vibration sensitive hidden 's and 's plus various other "objects" to catch out the unwary fools who THINK they are fully developed fools.

So! to all new recruits, good luck, bon voyage and it's been nice knowing you... just in case you fail

Merry nuncle! I swore aunt nelly fell of t' wall when she saw the price of the butchers new