h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the black turns to grey shrouded in misty rainand I can't go back to bed

well time to be up now anyway...

wait while your having to get up for school

the preschool starts at 9 already prof,
I'm well practised

curses! foiled Moriarty

Ephriam and I have spent the early afternoon baking cupcakes,
i may be cleaning icing sugar for the rest of the day

and how it should be

I think he knows all the steps off by heart now,
I'm worried one morning I'll come down and he'll have done it himself

a nice shiny kitchen floorWAS

oh mummy, it slipped, as did the and the followed by the

perhaps I should put the flour higher up

thick books under 4 table legs

where have all the idiots gone,long time passing. Where have all the idiots gone, long time ago

Abnormal Fools Guild services will resume (he hopes?)after the abnormalities within hootoo's base programming is completed after upgrading etc

I blame the bloody recessionswe've not had to have redundancies in the Fools Guild, but numbers have dwindled to less than the last number that was active

mayhaps we should celebrate the season of yule nuncle and have ye olde trifle throwing contest?

good idea, but we only have s

tis a bother true nuncle festive flan be not quite so merry
mayhaps we should go ply our trade in merryment in hopes someone will come pay our electric bill?