h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeah i know

or just chewing their thumb nail so it looks like they are sucking their thumb

I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous

dare Anthea and Khamsin press?

http://www.weakgame.com/media_8773_the_red_button.html

happy Easter everyoneand merry Whitsuntide




can't tell the seasons anymore, so why not can't tell the celebration times

And a very Merry Hogswatch to all!

can't grant them all, but I hope that 99% of your dreams and wishes come true, to each and every one of my friends

A very merry Christmas and happy new year to all Fools Guild members, also to those not joined yet


http://users.skynet.be/bk258512/idiot_test.swf

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just in case anyone's looking from the back of their monitor

Nice one Prof. I defy anyone to get that out of their sretlif maps!

there's nothing backwards in coming forwards

Is that something to do with lateral thinking?
I tried to learn to use fuzzy logic, but the best I could do was wooly thinking.

lateral thinking? = when everyone else in the pub is laid down, I've had enough to drink

this is a test! to see if you can pass

What am I trying to pass? should I check my mirror and put my indicator on first? Perhaps I should drink more (usually helps if I am having trouble passing anything).

can't remember what the test wasso you must have past

Here I am, I think. I am, I was and I could be. What am I to do, do I go cock-a-doodle-doo?

I can't answer that! I'm not here, I'm over there ->->->->->->->->->->

If you cock-a-doodle don't, how will anybody know you cock-a-doodle-didn't? I suggest sitting down with a pencil and cock-a-doodling for a bit to see if you can come up with any ideas. Or any ideas can come down with you. Of course, ideally, you would meet in the middle. Or mid in the meetle.
But do try not to meetle the midden.

http://www.crayola.com/coloring_application/index.cfm?referrer=/ECE/ece_display.cfm&mt=digicolor
scoobie cock-a-doodle doooo!

I am a cock-a-hoop when I cock-a-doodle-doo. Though many may say that my cockle-hoops make me cockle-doo-doo. I sing in my top voice cockle-doodling do and cockle-doodling don't. With my mustard mettle in the midden. I watch go by and it tells me to stop eating mustard metal.