h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well that seems fair to me

how to win a drink at 501 darts
say to your opponent what ever you throw, you can double the score and I'll just score the normal - for a drink or £1 say

It's impossible for them to finishbecause you can't ever get an odd number - 4 plus 4 = 8 and 13 plus 13 = 26, so no way can they win

then again! if you throw hedgehogs, you'll get at least 180 with every throw minimum

I wonder if porcupines work better

don't use those, they can detach their spines after they stick in you

but then they could be reusable

oooh no! they go blunt very fast

shame, maybe I could get a quill sharpner

I shall write it down on a quiller memorandum to remind us

echidna look them up

I dinna'ken

last time I said that, he had steak and chips

Ach weel ye cannie dae that au the time
else ye'll run oot oh chips

in the mail

why would you put chips in the mail

they get sorted out then, big chips little chips, saves me picking the tiny bits out when down to last in bagof oven chips

Ech
Oven chips

stopped doing my own years ago, as my kids were never in

I don't mind home fried chips
but oven chips never taste quite right
and if there's one thing we scots know its a good chip

I loved me mam's chips


but! I have to make do, no cook, no butler, no chauffeur, no cleaner, no gardener, etc etc

mmmm home made chips are best