h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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there was no need for that

team spirit please

what, you mean like vodka?

where!

hey, you've been chasing charlie!

less of that please

man i've strained all the muscles in my upper arm moving theatre lights, i was there hours before the cast and the director still rehearsed while i was overhead moving them, even tho i suggested he waited.

so- when i almost dropped a ligth he shouted at me for putting the cast in danger. little ignorant wanker

my arms erally hurt when i pick things up now.

eek my typings bad, sorry

Wow! 15 posts between 3 am and 10 am! How COULD I respond? And for your information, STUMPED is a supervillain organization that your fearless leader has been actively recruiting potential henchmen from. So we have beef with you as a competing organization.


*Narg peers, nonchalantly, at the hole where half his troops were*

[Narg] Feh. With this economy, there's always more where they came from. COLLINS! RELEASE the SCUD!

*The SCUD streaks into the air, engulfing the immediate area in smoke. Narg and the remaining goons start firing in the direction of their assailants*

*Kalia takes a flying leap at the Space Cadet. She may look pretty human, but trust me, that frame's made out of metal and it makes a formidable projectile.*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII!!

*SLAM*

*unimpressed*

Nice holograms. And that smoke machine was a pretty cute idea too.

*as the smoke clears it is evident that the MOTMV Headquarters (or whatever it is we have, I'm not certain) are still in place*

Why don't you just go back down that hole to the bar in Hawaii, so we could build something (we haven't decided yet what) over the top?
It really is a very nice little bar. They have little umbrellas in the drinks and everything.

and do you mind not poking your head up out of the hole when we've got the garderobe finished, that could really put someone off.

*nails last bit of panelling for the garderobe in place, sealing those nutters away for ever, or at least stopping them from getting back through the hole*

*decides it was a good idea he got that garderobe finished when he did as that chilli was a bit on the volatile side*

AAAAaaaaahhhh, that's better

Cheesy, man. Can't you do any better? Haven't you ever heard of continuity?

Huh! We laugh at continuity! We mock things like continuity when we sit around in the conference room drinking tea!

*turns to the others, ignoring Nerg or Narg or Ooc or whatever his name is*

We've got a new brand of tea yesterday, you know? Peach and Passionfruit. Really nice.

Narg is the name of the character, ooc is an acronym for Out Of Character, and you people really need to learn how to roleplay.

continuity?

anyway, you can talk, we dumped you all down a hole, which you then proceed look at as if your still here so to you.

Yeah, exactly.

roleplay? this isn't roleplaying, this is real life. Any way how can you roleplay without establishing a rules system. what are we using, FF, AFF, DW, DnD, Everway, what?

You've obviously never joined in with some of the older members of this place, have ya? h2g2 has its own kind of rules. One of them is that it's nice to take a hit once in a while and not go "nah nah, you can't hit me" all the time, since no one can have fun that way.

You dumped NYC's *armies* down the hole -- it's also common courtesy to allow other people to describe the *reactions* of your attacks, like I did with Kalia's flying leap, which you have yet to react to.

And out-of-character remarks are used for this kind of explanation.

H2G2 already has a system of continuity, (A351866) of which we at STUMPED (and CHOPPERS and Crater Labs and other places) use a modified version (A496091, A1937702). You destroyed a squad of goons, two vehicles and two main characters with one post. I said, fine, you put up some weird system of defense that took out the red-shirted extras, leaving one vehicle and the main characters, to which you replied they were "holograms." I don't know what reality YOU follow, but that @#$* just don't fly, man.

You're going to have to do better than that.

Damnit I'm a munchkin, always have been always will be and you wont change me you rules nazi If I type stuff in <> it's out of charecter, it's just I'm more use to that method


*puts on the Boots of Butt Kicking* and picks up the Chainsaw of Bloody Mutilation. goes to give Narg (?) a good kicking*

I don't know about you, but we WERE having fun. And if you're going to keep rambling about rules and what-not, very well then, I'll go and do the stuff that I should actually be doing...

In other words, lighten up, alright?

Well, they're more GUIDELINES than rules... and you may be having fun, but getting kicked over to Hawaii in one post isn't really fun for your opponents. Ever think of that? You lighten up, we lighten up, everyone's happy, ok?