h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Chameleon-Activate the Continuity-Bleach Based TempoRevision Feature.

*The silent Gecko Warriors nod*




*One of the tomato hits an exhaust port on a ship! The ship is crashing to the Earth faster than the speed of sound! It seems like it's about to land on GodBen!*

*Moves two inches to the right.*

Nope, that's not going to do it.

*Moves two kilometers to the right*

That should be far enough.

Good job, comrade!

*notices that the ship is about to land on her now*

Uh-oh

*pulls out a little umbrela and stands under it. Within a nanosecond the copyright people come to sort things out with her and take her away, and so the ship crashes on nobody*

PS My armies also manage to get out of the way in time, but I am not willing to tell you how.

*The ship starts pulling out of it! The tomato must have been shaken free somehow! It's pulling out....yes, it's....IT'S ABOUT TO CRASH INTO THE MASTERS OF THE MULTI-VERSE HQ!*

EEk!

*runs away*

*MotMV HQ opens its weapons ports and blows up the ship.*

*By a strange coincidence, the ship now lands on top of GodBen*

Doctor, need doctor.

*Agent Chameleon watches from aboard the Draco*

Chameleon-I, uh,....I think that we count this as a point for us....right?

*The Gecko Warrior shrugs*

Chameleon-You know, you're not much help here.

Doctor, need doctor!

(Does the MotMV have a doctor?)

I'm not a qualified doctor, but I have a bandage and a chainsaw. Do you have any spare limbs?

No, but I may need some bandages.

Alright... but I really wanted to use that chainsaw!!!

*thinks about it*

*catapults the chainsaw towards the STUMPED ships, bringing some more of them down, this time somewhere _very_ far away from the MOTMV HQ*

Help! I'm dying here!

*decides that talking in metre is more fun*

Oh, do shut up! 'Tis nothing but a scratch!
Just take these bandages, and back to work -
We have a fight to fight, there's all those ships
And all those other things that lurk around,
And we must beat them ere the break of day!
I know you have the strength, if you but wish,
To rise again, despite your nasty wounds,
And like a fenix, burn them all to dust.

*takes out a flamethrower and begins burning the STUMPED warriors to dust*

A Bl**dy spaceship crashed on my head!

*slilently and creepily bandages GB's wounds*

Thanks Charl, you're a real friend.

Now go and get me something to eat.

depends what you want.....

How are you burning STUMPED warriors? None are actually present at the moment?


*The spaceships were, amazingly, knocked off course, but since it was just a chainsaw they are quickly back in the air where they belong*

Chicken Sechwan would be nice.