h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Let 'er rip!

sorry ox heres some burn creme
*pulls it from her shoe*
i knew it would come in use someday

*peers into Odra's knapsack and pulls out large wax paper wrapped object*
What's this?
*Reads label..."After lighting stand well back (at least 5 miles)"*

Is the Cafe fire proof? I think we need a virtual explosion bubble for this one!

Go on Odra...light it
*starts running*

*douses ox with the remains of last night's zilch water sitting in a bucket on the porch*
Oh, you were out...oh well...

*lights another Enormous Firework -- the kind that whistle and scream and shower down sparks so beautifully. lt lasts for a long, long time*

ahhh wait for me!, *runs after everyone.*

*lights the Really Enormous Firework -- and runs like hell*

HERE WE GO!!!

*run run run --glance back --- run run run*

*sits back on haunches enjoying the lights and colors*

*dives behind a shrub and peeks over the ytop w/ excitement*

*Jumps behind a tree.....decides it's not big enough and jumps behind another*

*grabs ox's wrist and drags a bit farther out of range*

There it goes...look!

haha why worry over nuclear weapon traties, were the ones to fear!

*smiles into the coming blaze and hail of color*

ooooooooo. now THAT was NICE!

WOW

*puts on a pair of sunglasses, stares up*

Ain't no missile-defense system, boost-phase or otherwise, can save the world from us...
*laughs gleefully, watching, waiting for the shock wave of the explosion and flash to hit*

*feel the desperate pleas of her eyes too look away before she looses her sight*
ow. nope gotta watch.

*dusts himself off and checks that he still has hair*
Gordon Bennet!
If that strange bloke John Smith was here, his beard would have been blown right off

I luv the smell of napalm in the morning

*feels forest shake from the explosion, keeps watching as flames shine*

That -was- nice.
Definitely.
WhoooooooooOOOO!

*sets pair of sunglasses on Lintilla -- bit too late, but still..*