h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, I always say lets move up and fireworks would be a step up from drycleaner bags!

Hey, ox...
*reaches into knapsack, grinning -- withdraws a handful of roman candles, a pack of sparklers, and one or two bottle rockets*

l have a few M-80s, too...but l don't see any trash cans to set them off beneath...

*recalls recent ceiling episode*

Just be sure you go outside with that stuff.

*ooohhh, I sound like a mom*

*ooohhh, I am a mom*

There you go! *looks furtively around, lowers voice*

We need to set those things off outside or be in charge of damage control-someone dropped an M-80 down the toilet in the Ladies not long ago-actually did less damage than I thought.......

Hmmmmmmmmm.....

What's out the back door? I always come in the front door by way of the boardwalk. Don't want to blow up one of Lil's recycling bins but a far fast flying squeeling bottle rocket would sound cool if someone played the 1812 Overture on the piano...

Hmm. Let's head out the porch and down that balsam-lined path that leads through the trees and into the woods. We can stay close enough to the Cafe to hear piano music, but far enough not to damage anything or get that evil-tempered cleaning 'bot after us.

Well, you two have a pleasant time of it. I'll see you soon.

*heads home*

Look in that bag of yours, Odra and see if you've got a piano roll of the Flight of the Valkyries, grab a rocket and lets go!

'Night, Witty.

G'night Witty-see you later!

*finishes piece and hooks up the PPA (player piano apperatus)*
Hmmm, i have to see this!!!
Bye witty!

Every notice how when we get a pyro streak, we multi-post?
hehe

*thinks she's having an early 90s Beavis and Butthead flashback*

Huh. Huh huh. Huh.
Fire.

*snaps back into Cro-Magnonhood*
Are we ready, then?

That piano is a nice touch, Lintilla-almost like a sound track.

*Dawn in Scotland. A Vampyr mist receeds as the new day arrives. Coffin lids creak shut and tombstones grind closed.
The World holds its breath .........waiting for the almighty bang that is about to erupt outside the Aroma cafe*

Children.... please!
Oh go on then !

yah piano, nice touch, blah blah...lets get on to blowing some stuff up!

*grabs bottle rocket and heads out the door, racing down the boardwalk toward the path through the woods. Screeching to a halt Ox turns and hollers back to the Cafe*

*pant puff wheeze* I can't believe I made it this far and forgot a lighter!

*puff puff*

Hey Ook, catch.
*passes Ook ear-defenders and ducks behind the sofa*

*gets that impish grin again, grabs her pack, and bounds out the back door and into the forest, racing a short way down the trail to a clearing, where she begins hopping about excitedly*

Well, come on then, who's up for an Explosion?
*lights several sparklers and twirls in a circle, holding them in outstrectched hands and creating dizzying light trailers*

*yells as loudly as she can*

l've got the lighter, ox! C'mon! You too, Lintilla...eatsmice, you in? Anyone else?