h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*joins Odra in a sparkling swirling pyro dance*
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh heres a lighter,*tosses it from out of her back pocket*

*Ducks behind a fallen tree*

*giggling a bit maniacally*

Hee. Why, Lintilla. You little firebug, you...

*begins setting the charges up in a row for easy lightability*

now really where in RL can u have a spontanious firework display????

*true joy and power-lust gleems in Ox's eyes.taking the lighter FLIC!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!


straight ahead blue sparks flying

SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*whips one really big, really frightening, truly-imposing firework out of her knapsack*
l was saving this for a special occasion...

Hmm. l have some plain old firecrackers, too...
*adds those to the pile*

Muauuhhhhaaaaaheee!

*lights Enormous Firework, and watches it careen into the night sky*

wonder if they will be able to see these from the beach?

oooooooo0000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh



*leaps up and down reveling in the scent of ozone*

FIRE IN THE HOLE !
*throws enormous thunderflash into the clearing*

*yelling above the din of poppling, Yorkie-startling firecrackers*

Oh, the lights! The colours! The unjustafiable sense of sheer Power!
*inhales deeply*
And the acrid scent of burning and ozone....mm.

Ooo, there it goes!
*showers of flashing sparks rain in the sky*

*lights another.
WWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ~PoP~
lets her mouth drop open in awe and tries not to drool.*

Why, eatsmice! You old trickster!

*ducks and covers; yells from prone position:*
Throw another one!
Whhoooo!

BBB
B B A N N GGG
B B A A NN N G G
BBBB A A N N N G
B B AAAAA N N N G GGGG
B B A A N N N G G
BBB A A N N GGGG

KKRRACK! POW! ZZZZZZZZZZZIP!


*small krackers nearly buried in the din, persist like popcorn*


SSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Bang!

Hmmmm
almost worked
*Finds schmoolie and lights blue touch paper*

BANZAI !

***-=====> ______________________~BOOM~!

* starts jumping up and down waving arms over head*


I'm on fire!


*arms flailing, Ox drops to ground and rolls*

Ah...I needed that!

oooooo. nice one. aaaaahhhhh ozone.