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Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Unch Posted May 3, 2000
sorry, im listening to a requim mass
*looks cultural*
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Unch Posted May 3, 2000
*thinks of tea*
*gulps*
sorry, everyone
*puts on brown sugar, rolling stones*
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 3, 2000
*serves teas*
How come it tastes so good?
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Bluebottle Posted May 3, 2000
Because it's served by a Honky Tonk woman?
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted May 3, 2000
I already have as much menagerie as I can handle. One horse, one sloth, one nephew 
and some very strange very friends.
May I have green tea please?
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted May 3, 2000
Could I also have green tea? No wait.
*thinks of grean tea*
*burns throat trying to drink*
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 3, 2000
??? The IIEM works best if you think out loud
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Roasted Amoeba Posted May 3, 2000
Am I still the toaster or have I lost the job?
*wanders round looking slightly lost*
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 3, 2000
You're still the toaster, though we've had to do without you for quite some time
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Roasted Amoeba Posted May 3, 2000
Ooooh goodie! 
I apologise deeply and sincerely for my absence. I have been studying the effects of the environment on nuclear wastes. I have discovered that nuclear wastes can be severely harmed by contact with the environment, and intend to pursue my investigation further.
Toast anyone?
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 3, 2000
Sure! I'll take some!
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Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted May 3, 2000
Could you toast my bagel?
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Roasted Amoeba Posted May 3, 2000
Certainly...
Here's your toast, Irving. Slightly burnt on one side due to me not having toasted anything for quite a while, but nevertheless very eatable.
Bagels... hmmm.... *refers to Tibetan Cookbook*
Ah. I see... "lightly grill on both sides while waving a piece of cheese about". Shouldn't be too difficult...
*sound of cheese being waved about*
Here you go, Penguin Girl...
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 3, 2000
This forum is fast again!
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted May 3, 2000
Thank you.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
What is the sound of cheese waving about? That's what I want to know.
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted May 3, 2000
Yes...wow. Hullo Irving BTW.
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Roasted Amoeba Posted May 4, 2000
Tell me if you like the toast. I'm a bit out of practice...
Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 4, 2000
It's not quite up to your usual standards, but... it's good
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Roasted Amoeba Posted May 4, 2000
Ah well, practice and a little bit of cheese makes perfect, as my mother never said.
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Coffee: Making the World Turn (anticlockwise)
- 81: Unch (May 3, 2000)
- 82: Bluebottle (May 3, 2000)
- 83: Unch (May 3, 2000)
- 84: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (May 3, 2000)
- 85: Bluebottle (May 3, 2000)
- 86: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (May 3, 2000)
- 87: Penguin Girl - returned at last (May 3, 2000)
- 88: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (May 3, 2000)
- 89: Roasted Amoeba (May 3, 2000)
- 90: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (May 3, 2000)
- 91: Roasted Amoeba (May 3, 2000)
- 92: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (May 3, 2000)
- 93: Penguin Girl - returned at last (May 3, 2000)
- 94: Roasted Amoeba (May 3, 2000)
- 95: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (May 3, 2000)
- 96: Penguin Girl - returned at last (May 3, 2000)
- 97: Penguin Girl - returned at last (May 3, 2000)
- 98: Roasted Amoeba (May 4, 2000)
- 99: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (May 4, 2000)
- 100: Roasted Amoeba (May 4, 2000)
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