h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All planes are cool..............All pilots are cool................It's just the politicians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I keep seeing the same bumper stickers every year this time, " I Love Airplane Noise" with a heart for the word love. It brings out the child in me. I try really hard to get used to it, but I can't help it. I keep running outside when I hear the jets. I keep running outside when I hear the monster props that mean warbird. I keep running outside when a pack of A-10's goes snarling over.

My brother lives in Virginia Beach, which is by Norfolk, the biggest Navy Yard in the country, and sometimes when I talk to him on the phone I can hear the jets heading out in the background.

I could live in a place like that.

AL, you're like me; hopelessly addicted.

Look a warbird!!

*runs outside*

AL, we need a Warbirds forum and a Warbirds page. Give me a couple of days and I'll have it fixed.

*comes back in looking aggrieved*
No it wasn't; it was a helicopter.
I think I need some anticoffee.
And let's talk about something else!

The Existence.... or Nonexistence... of BOB.

any suggestions on alternate subjects?

That was one.

I say yes. And no.

Why are you wearing Black, Doctor John?

~Irving

I always wear black, Irv, or hadn't you noticed/

It hides the coffee and beer stains.

Dr J, tell me when that warbird page is ready!

What is BOB?

I like grey.

*aside* Perhaps he means the Slack Gospel?

Doctor John, Are you Really Jonny Cash?

~Irving

I thought that JC was no longer in the land of the living. And I am definitely alive (or I was the last time I looked). Therefore I am not the aged JC.

*Quiet voice in the background -"No, he's the aged Dr J"*

BTW ioreth, if you wash black a lot it eventually looks greyish.

*clears throat*
A song.

"Black socks
They never get dirty
The longer you wear them
The cleaner they get..."

And Lil... Bob is... Bob. He simply is.
http://www.subgenius.com

Last time I checked Jonny Cash was still Alive and kicking. Of course, I've been in University for the last year, so maybe he died and I never heard? But just a couple of years ago he had an album out, and I think it was last year that I saw him on TV at a tribute concert to him.

~Irving