h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wouldn't "belated" be a better term there?

*Sips ale, wondering exactly how much he has*

Okay, I see your point. That would be a way to kill Superman.

*Quickly writes something down in a notebook entitled "My Evil Plans"*

Thanks for the info. Oh, and one final thing: think you could communicate with my telepathic goldfish? Even in the lead-plated fishbowl, he's freaking me out by turning upside down, and floating out of the bowl for a few seconds. Think you could talk some sense into it, please?

Belated tea?

Yes. I like that one so much, I think I'll order it. One belated tea, please.

coming up! I'll have that for you tomorrow.

Unless you live in Europe or the Uk, in which case you can have it now, because you all have already reached tomorrow...

~Irving

No, guess I'll have to wait. Live in North America. How cold will this be when it gets here, BTW?

majic tea, remember? It'll be at whatever temperature you like.

~Irving

}Interesting... I'll have some, too.{

}Oh, and I can speak telepathically. To ANYTHING.{

Really?

*Considers. Scribbles something in "evil plan" notebook*

This should be interesting. I'll have to make sure that I'm on your good side when I unleash my machine. But enough with that, how long till we get to the "other ceremonies"? Oh, I know! The annual Aroma Cafe parade!!!

It's so hard to march with an electric guitar...

~Irving

}It's also hard to *dance* with an electric guitar, too.{

A belated thanks for the belated tea. It's delicious and just the right temperature.

If we're going to have a parade, I have a giant inflatable wolf that I could fill with helium. And I could make a float with a reenactment of the Slaying of the Rat-Ant. And Irv, if you didn't want to march (I agree, tha castors on your amp would get bogged down on bits of gravel, etc) you could make your own float. In fact, you should have the climactic final float for the Aroma Cafe.

Hm... yes, I can see that! In fact, we could have a float with a band on it... let's see, we've got bass players, guitarists, saxophonists, and a triangle... did I miss anyone?

~Irving

}You've got a mew.{

I could play one of those stick things, you know where you rub one stick over another one that has notches cut into it. Since this is VR, I think I could manage to be on 2 floats at once.

Well, then a parade it is!

}Right.{

[considers a moment]

}Left.{

}Right! Left! Right! Left! etc.{

ARRRGH!!!

I thought I'd be done with marching when the march season ended! I say the band rides on a float.

*Thinks for a minute*

Hey, waitaminute!!! We could have an H2G2 Parade! I see it being big! A float for the Aroma Cafe, a float for the Doughnut/Donut stall, I'm sure that Garius and I could put the snow cannon on a float, *Evil Grin*, and we could have marching bands, and everything! Or, we could just keep it in the Aroma Cafe. I say that the Cafe should at least sponsor it.

March; There's one more day of february left yet this year

And a float from the forum and firkin, and the dragon queen's courtiers...

Of course, I'd have to put one in for the detective agency. And for the chess club. And the Crater.

Hey, Irv, is my belated tea ready yet?

}...and the Pokémon Center, and the Beach...{